We’re all normal.
And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. And all that is normal. Believe me.
I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?
There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.
What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?
Your answers have been making me feel weirdly normal ever since. All 5,000 of them (so far). Hahaha. Enjoy.
I regularly sniff books as I read them, especially old books, because I love the smell of the paper. ~Anonymous
When I sit on the couch with my boyfriend I always prefer to hold his toes with my toes instead of holding his hands. I don’t know why but it always feels more romantic to me. ~Anonymous
My son (he is 10) wipes off my kisses and then pats his ear to save the kiss there. He has always done this and says he HAS to. It is only mommy kisses he saves. ~Anonymous
When I’m bored or lonely, I imagine someone from the old-times (like the 1500’s) has been magically transported to our times and I try to explain out technology to him or her. ~Anonymous
I have an imaginary brother whom I like to pretend is in show business and so I get to have encounters and even friendships with all my favorite celebrities. I’m 37. ~Anonymous
As a 29-year-old woman I love the Tinkerbell movies, and have watched them all many times. I don’t have children to use as an excuse for watching them. ~Anonymous
When I am reading a book, I can’t stop unless I am on a chapter that is a multiple of 5. If the chapters are titled rather than numbered, the page number must be a multiple of 5. ~Anonymous
I measure when it’s time to wash my bras by how much deodorant I can see on the underarm sides of them. ~Anonymous
I cant go to bed before i smell each one of my fingers and toes. ~Anonymous
I never leave any stray morsels of food in an opened can because I think it will feel left out and afraid by itself by itself in the trash can. ~Anonymous
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