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This is my quarterly confession session. Because being human is more fun when we all do it together. And yes, sillies, I know this week I just barely confessed a small handful of things, but I can do better than that for sure!

Here we go…

  • I still haven’t setup my robot vacuum that I confessed to never having setup in the last confession session. You know. The one you all yelled at me about? Yeah, I just kind of forgot I had it altogether.confession4
  • Speaking of such things… I bought a decorative camera at Z Gallerie and it’s been sitting in the box inside the bag they put it in for, oh, I don’t know… a month and a half?confession5
  • I sent my ex a picture of me shirtless and looking better than I ever have in my life and told her it was an accident. I did it for literally no reason than that I thought it was funny.
  • I picked up a bag of Doritos on one end of the store, and then in my what am I doing?! panic, I ditched them on a random shelf in the cosmetics aisle clear on the other side of the store.
  • I bought mascara while in that cosmetics aisle, in case I ever have an important photo to take and can’t go see my eyelash tinter. I still haven’t opened it. But I’m kind of excited to use it the first time I need it.confession2
  • I get my eyelashes tinted. Hey. I’m not totally straight. It’s legit.
  • I went faster and harder than I ever have during the first big group workout I hosted, and I paid the price with some very sore legs the next day.
  • Also while at Z Gallerie, I paid $80 for a fantastically epic magnifying glass, and it has been sitting in the corner ever since our first couple days of fun with it because I have no idea what to do with it now.IMG_4275
  • I burned through four episodes of Game of Thrones in one night. I started at 12:30.
  • I kissed a girl even though I had a cold. She got sick two days later and I felt like a jerk but I didn’t tell her it was probably from me.
  • I took something back to Costco that I had had for more than a year.
  • I accidentally left a box cutter out on my porch and it disappeared. I was just sure I was going to hear about some child in our neighborhood who found it accidentally slicing themselves open and bleeding out.
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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!