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Then I saw HER. And felt like a jerk because I didn’t want her tortilla chips even after she offered so nicely.

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And then I saw THAT! And I was like, “really people? really?!”

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Then I saw THOSE. And I had a moment of mourning for my fat days past.

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And then I saw HER. And I hurried and pretended I didn’t so that I didn’t get caught in conversation because I kind of barely know her.

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Then I saw THOSE. And I was like, “I didn’t want to eat my bananas this month anyway.”

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Then I saw THOSE. And was like. Which f*****gĀ apples taste best when there are so many kinds? I was overwhelmed and thought curse words.

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Then I saw THOSE. And remembered my moldy strawberries at home. And got annoyed all over again that I forgot them. And I got some new ones anyway.

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Then I saw THOSE and got excited because Noah’s and my favorite new tradition is cutting them in half and eating out of them like bowls.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he’s most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It’s an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!