Then I saw HER. And felt like a jerk because I didn’t want her tortilla chips even after she offered so nicely.
And then I saw THAT! And I was like, “really people? really?!”
Then I saw THOSE. And I had a moment of mourning for my fat days past.
And then I saw HER. And I hurried and pretended I didn’t so that I didn’t get caught in conversation because I kind of barely know her.
Then I saw THOSE. And I was like, “I didn’t want to eat my bananas this month anyway.”
Then I saw THOSE. And was like. Which f*****g apples taste best when there are so many kinds? I was overwhelmed and thought curse words.
Then I saw THOSE. And remembered my moldy strawberries at home. And got annoyed all over again that I forgot them. And I got some new ones anyway.
Then I saw THOSE and got excited because Noah’s and my favorite new tradition is cutting them in half and eating out of them like bowls.