Then I saw THOSE. And put one in my cart. And then put it back because I knew it would be dead by June.
Then I saw THOSE. And suddenly I felt like my existing batteries were crap because they weren’t red and black.
Then I saw THIS. And I almost bought it. But then I thought about how much work it would be to fill the frames. And I was lazy and didn’t.
Then I saw THAT. And I felt guilty because I bought one of THOSE two months ago and haven’t worn it yet.
Then I saw THOSE. And I didn’t need THOSE. But I bought THOSE because… NEW COLORS!
Then I saw THOSE. And I almost bought those. But then I decided to go home and wash my laundry instead. Because I have plenty of THOSE.
Then I saw THOSE. And I bought some. Because they’re ridiculously good.
Then I saw THOSE. And I thought about buying some. Just to look like Jack-Freaking-Awesome. I didn’t though. Because they had a three year expiration date and I knew I’d never make it even halfway down the tin by then.
At checkout, I looked in my cart and saw THOSE. Why did I get THOSE? And when did I get THOSE? And why did I get so many of THOSE? Well. You can’t have too many of THOSE. Can we all agree on that?
There were drops of water on the conveyer belt, so I stacked THOSE on top of THOSE to keep them all dry and clean.