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Then I saw THOSE. And put one in my cart. And then put it back because I knew it would be dead by June.

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Then I saw THOSE. And suddenly I felt like my existing batteries were crap because they weren’t red and black.

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Then I saw THIS. And I almost bought it. But then I thought about how much work it would be to fill the frames. And I was lazy and didn’t.

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Then I saw THAT. And I felt guilty because I bought one of THOSE two months ago and haven’t worn it yet.

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Then I saw THOSE. And I didn’t need THOSE. But I bought THOSE because… NEW COLORS!

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Then I saw THOSE. And I almost bought those. But then I decided to go home and wash my laundry instead. Because I have plenty of THOSE.

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Then I saw THOSE. And I bought some. Because they’re ridiculously good.

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Then I saw THOSE. And I thought about buying some. Just to look like Jack-Freaking-Awesome. I didn’t though. Because they had a three year expiration date and I knew I’d never make it even halfway down the tin by then.

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At checkout, I looked in my cart and saw THOSE. Why did I get THOSE? And when did I get THOSE? And why did I get so many of THOSE? Well. You can’t have too many of THOSE. Can we all agree on that?

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There were drops of water on the conveyer belt, so I stacked THOSE on top of THOSE to keep them all dry and clean.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he’s most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It’s an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!