How to Be the #BestBoyfriendEVER!

Let’s keep the theme of the week going. LOL.

Here I am. 33. Almost 34. And I don’t have a girlfriend.

What could I be doing wrong?

Obviously something.

And knowing that, I went back to Instagram, my favorite place to learn how to be an awesome person, and I went back into a search for my favorite tag for inspiration.

#BestBoyfriendEver

I mean… why not take tips from the best of the #BEST? I’m going to do ALL these things so that I, too, can have an awesome girlfriend calling me the best boyfriend ever.

Here they are. 30 tips and tricks.

1. Help her stay awake while you talk about yourself…
2. Let her know when pooping makes you sad.

3. Do yourself up all pretty once in a while.
4. Always find a way to be on her same level.
5. Help her have a heart attack.
6. And if that doesn’t work, quintuple your efforts.
7. Sad poop pics really work!
8. And if they don’t… GUNS! Just make sure you don’t make a creepy face or anything. #SomeoneDialthePoPo!

@cooby2516, get out of there, QUICK!

9. Do it. For everyone to see.
10. Be all sportsy and stuff.
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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!