Dan Pearce


Hey sexy Dan! I have been following your blog for ages and I think I’m in love with you, if I could even fall in love. But my heart won’t go there, as I don’t think yours will either. I have been reading through the lines of what you’re writing (forgive me if I’m wrong!!!) and I think you are a man with very real sexual needs and not a lot of time to fill those needs or take care of the people in your life who you date.

So, this may be a long shot but it may be just what you need, I am offering to be your f*** buddy, no strings attached, whenever you need that release. I know I’m probably quite a bit older (your in you’re 30s right?!), but I’ve got moves and I promise I won’t get attached in any way.

I’d rather not attach a photo of myself but if you have to see one first I can probably find one. I just don’t take a lot of pictures that I’m in so it might not be fresh.

Anyway, let me know if you’re interested. I know you can use it!


Hey Dan, I just wanted to confess something. I saw you at Smith’s yesterday with your kiddo and I didn’t have the guts to come say hi. I totally stocked you throughout the store trying to drive up some courage, and I was watching you two. You were so cute together, it just made me love you all the more and realize how sincere and genuine you are in your love for Noah.

Anyways I followed you around the store you even smiled at me once, but I just felt so dumb and kept going and never could say hi. Sooooo…. Now I feel really stupid and crazy and creepy stalker like (I promise I’m not!). Just wanted you to know it was fun to see you out and about and to hear some of the jokes you and your son tell each other.

And that was two hours of my inbox.

I won’t lie.

I love doing what I do.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!