We’re all normal.
And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. And all that is normal. Believe me.
I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?
There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.
What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?
Your answers have been making me feel weirdly normal ever since. All 5,000 of them (so far). Hahaha. Enjoy.
If I drop something, I have to walk in a tight circle, counter-clockwise, three times. I don’t know WHY I have to do it, but I have to before I can relax. I’m 47 years old. ~Anonymous
i still suck my thumb… im 25 ~Anonymous
If I’m in the car, I grip my phone for dear life even if the window is closed for fear it will fall out and smash into a million pieces. ~Anonymous
When I eat Jell-O I have to squish it in between my teeth…every time. I’m 35. ~Anonymous
Im absolutely horrified of my toenails or fingernails rubbing against a comforter. To prevent this, I sleep on plush blankets. The fabric is different and doesnt bother me. ~Anonymous
If I try clothes on in a dressing room, I immediately have to pee really badly. ~Anonymous
Im scared of the dark. To protect myself I draw invisible forcefields with my finger around every doorway and my bed to push out anything evil. ~Anonymous
I have imaginary conversations with people I know when they aren’t around, and the outcome of that conversation determine’s my opinion of that person. ~Anonymous
When I’m scared, I grab my boobs and squeeze until it’s over. ~Anonymous
I always must do a 360 turn before sitting down on the toilet, no matter how badly I have to go. I have no idea why. ~Anonymous
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