Q: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done that nobody knows about. Not. One. Single. Soul. Knows. But now will cuz you’re going to answer my question.
A: I know about it Colleen. I know about it. LOL. Nah. All my craziest things at least someone knows about. I have plenty of crazy things I’ve done that almost no one knows about. Like when my friends and I nailed a cop car with a water balloon as teenagers and we ran from the cops and hid in a house being built until he gave up looking for us. Or like when I tried weed and got all paranoid and thought the whole world was after me (that’s not how weed is supposed to be, is it?) Or like when I caught a couple dozen grasshoppers and let them out in my friend’s dorm room in college.
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Q: What is the ABSOLUTE worst thing you ever put your parents through, and how would you handle it if Noah did it?
A: My teenage years. Sorry mom and dad. Love you. If Noah ever has teenage years, so help me…
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Q: What’s the one thing you’ve NOT shared with us yet?
A: Coffee makes me have to poop. Always.
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Q: Where do you think the other sock goes when you empty the dryer? I’m looking for answers.
A: I know where it goes. There is this rubber gasket between the basket and the door, and I have found so many wet missing socks behind that gasket!
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Q: Do you have any phobias or irrational fears?
A: I am terrified of falling. For that reason, most heights are no fun for me. Also, and this is my biggest phobia. Other peoples boogers or snot touching me. I don’t know the scientific name for that. But it’s real.
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Q: What do I have to do to get you to marry me?
A: Be super rich, super hot, and super not crazy. Oh, and older than 21 and younger than 71. Plus, you’ve gotta sign a prenup.
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Q: What is the #1 most played song on your iPod?
A: Colder Weather by Zac Brown Band. I just looked on iTunes and that’s what it says. 149 plays.
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Q: When someone posts a nasty comment on your blog or sends you a nasty email about your blog that ends with "I’m never reading your blog again!" what do you say to yourself?
A: Well, that person certainly does hate his life, doesn’t he? Poor fella.
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Q: What’s the most creative romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone you were wooing/dating/married to? and how did they respond?
A: My proposal to my second wife was romantically epic. I pretended to crash and burn down a black diamond hill while skiing. I did somersaults all the way to the bottom where my girlfriend was waiting. I pretended to stumble over to her, then pulled out a bunch of roses, and got down on one knee, and proposed. She said yes. Unfortunately. Haha.
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Q: Do you have a fantasy that you’ve never acted out in the bedroom? What is it?
A: You know… I’ve always wanted to have a threesome. But the thing is, I haven’t. Because every time I’ve had the chance (which was twice), I looked like a deer in the headlights and ran in the opposite direction. Let’s be honest, I’m not that cool. I don’t even care about the threesome. I just think everyone should lay on their deathbed and be able to say, "yeah, once I had a threesome." LOL.
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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!