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Q: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done that nobody knows about. Not. One. Single. Soul. Knows. But now will cuz you’re going to answer my question.
A: I know about it Colleen. I know about it. LOL. Nah. All my craziest things at least someone knows about. I have plenty of crazy things I’ve done that almost no one knows about. Like when my friends and I nailed a cop car with a water balloon as teenagers and we ran from the cops and hid in a house being built until he gave up looking for us. Or like when I tried weed and got all paranoid and thought the whole world was after me (that’s not how weed is supposed to be, is it?) Or like when I caught a couple dozen grasshoppers and let them out in my friend’s dorm room in college.
Q: What is the ABSOLUTE worst thing you ever put your parents through, and how would you handle it if Noah did it?
A: My teenage years. Sorry mom and dad. Love you. If Noah ever has teenage years, so help me…
Q: What’s the one thing you’ve NOT shared with us yet?
A: Coffee makes me have to poop. Always.
Q: Where do you think the other sock goes when you empty the dryer? I’m looking for answers.
A: I know where it goes. There is this rubber gasket between the basket and the door, and I have found so many wet missing socks behind that gasket!
Q: Do you have any phobias or irrational fears?
A: I am terrified of falling. For that reason, most heights are no fun for me. Also, and this is my biggest phobia. Other peoples boogers or snot touching me. I don’t know the scientific name for that. But it’s real.
Q: What do I have to do to get you to marry me?
A: Be super rich, super hot, and super not crazy. Oh, and older than 21 and younger than 71. Plus, you’ve gotta sign a prenup.
Q: What is the #1 most played song on your iPod?
A: Colder Weather by Zac Brown Band. I just looked on iTunes and that’s what it says. 149 plays.
Q: When someone posts a nasty comment on your blog or sends you a nasty email about your blog that ends with "I’m never reading your blog again!" what do you say to yourself?
A: Well, that person certainly does hate his life, doesn’t he? Poor fella.
Q: What’s the most creative romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone you were wooing/dating/married to? and how did they respond?
A: My proposal to my second wife was romantically epic. I pretended to crash and burn down a black diamond hill while skiing. I did somersaults all the way to the bottom where my girlfriend was waiting. I pretended to stumble over to her, then pulled out a bunch of roses, and got down on one knee, and proposed. She said yes. Unfortunately. Haha.
Q: Do you have a fantasy that you’ve never acted out in the bedroom? What is it?
A: You know… I’ve always wanted to have a threesome. But the thing is, I haven’t. Because every time I’ve had the chance (which was twice), I looked like a deer in the headlights and ran in the opposite direction. Let’s be honest, I’m not that cool. I don’t even care about the threesome. I just think everyone should lay on their deathbed and be able to say, "yeah, once I had a threesome." LOL.
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