See THAT? Yeah. I blame THAT. THAT got way too long, so it was time for an appointment with Lisa.

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THAT is what time I got there. My appointment was at 12. I am the most prompt person on earth. THAT is proof.

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When I got out of my car, I saw THAT. What the heck is THAT doing in the parking lot? THAT is creeping me out for some reason.

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THAT is my favorite cupcake place. And I haven’t had one in months. I have goals, people!

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THAT is common around here. Nobody stops at crosswalks for pedestrians.

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THAT is the most gay outfit I’ve worn in ages.

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THAT is Lisa’s studio. Where is she?! I’ll go wait for her in my favorite waiting-chair.

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SHE is in my favorite waiting-chair! RUDE.

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Whoa, SHE is hot!

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THAT is still dark and empty.

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I’ll just wait THERE.

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THAT is my favorite cupcake place. Taunting me.

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THAT really is gay, isn’t it.

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Not as gay as THAT.

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THAT should stop tempting me! Lisa, get here already. I have goals!

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Luckily I don’t think I’m in view of THAT because I was couch-dancing while I was waiting.

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