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THAT is going to stain my head, isn’t it.

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She thought that doing THAT would make her look better in these pictures. I think THAT is something the Utah polygamists do.

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I am tempted to take her up on her offer to try THOSE. I don’t know why.

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THAT is what I do when I’m waiting for my dye to dye. And if I’m begin honest, I’m a little uncomfortable letting someone else point in one of my pictures. That’s my thing.

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THAT is too hot. My head is not made of ceramic.

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THOSE were probably not supposed to be in the picture.

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THAT is what a psychopath looks like.

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THAT is what Justin Bieber looks like.

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THAT is what it looks like just before Sweeney Todd slits your throat.

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THAT doesn’t look like very much hair for how much money I paid!

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I am going to be a good boy and not go THERE. I have goals, people!

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Why is THAT still there and why has THAT been moved? I’m more creeped out now.

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YOU deserve a cupcake. YOU definitely deserve a cupcake. YOU, go get a cupcake.

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I’ll take two of THOSE.

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THAT won’t be bad for me if I give one to Lisa. THAT is the rule of karma.

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THAT is genuine surprise.

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THAT is her favorite cupcake ever. German chocolate.

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THAT is the karma I was trying to purchase.

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THAT is my favorite chair. See? Karma is already at work. You give, you get, people.

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All this goodness came to me because of THAT.

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I’ll take it.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!