We’re all normal.
And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. And all that is normal. Believe me.
I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?
There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.
What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?
Your answers have been making me feel weirdly normal ever since. All 5,000 of them (so far). Hahaha. Enjoy.
When I am alone at night, I cannot look into a mirror…I’m too scared that I will see some other face looking back at me…it terrifies me. I am 40 years old. ~Anonymous
I make fake accounts and follow myself and tell myself how cool I am…just so I don’t feel so alone. ~Anonymous
When I’m upset I start cleaning things, sometimes things that aren’t even dirty while talking to myself aloud. ~Anonymous
Ok, it’s a tad gross… but i feel compelled to pop pimples/blackheads. Mine or my hubbies..sometimes i see strangers blackheads and imagine asking hey can I get that? ~Anonymous
I read shmut and pretend it is me and my crush. ~Anonymous
I like eating my toe skin. ~Anonymous
I try to surprise myself by looking in the mirror at random moments. It has actually worked a few times. ~Anonymous
When I change the liter box, I always eat 4 pieces of new liter out of the bag before refilling the box. ~Anonymous
I sometimes pretend I’m having bad dreams so my bf will hold and comfort me, we generally end up having great sex when he wakes me. ~Anonymous
My boss has trigger words that make him focus on them, and he cannot change the subject. I say them so he forgets and gabs and forgets to give me work, and does the work himself. ~Anonymous
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