Weird Confessions

We’re all normal.

And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. And all that is normal. Believe me.

I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?

There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.

What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?

Your answers have been making me feel weirdly normal ever since. All 5,000 of them (so far). Hahaha. Enjoy.

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When I am alone at night, I cannot look into a mirror…I’m too scared that I will see some other face looking back at me…it terrifies me. I am 40 years old. ~Anonymous
02
I make fake accounts and follow myself and tell myself how cool I am…just so I don’t feel so alone. ~Anonymous
03
When I’m upset I start cleaning things, sometimes things that aren’t even dirty while talking to myself aloud. ~Anonymous
04
Ok, it’s a tad gross… but i feel compelled to pop pimples/blackheads. Mine or my hubbies..sometimes i see strangers blackheads and imagine asking hey can I get that? ~Anonymous
05
I read shmut and pretend it is me and my crush. ~Anonymous
06
I like eating my toe skin. ~Anonymous
07
I try to surprise myself by looking in the mirror at random moments. It has actually worked a few times. ~Anonymous
08
When I change the liter box, I always eat 4 pieces of new liter out of the bag before refilling the box. ~Anonymous
09
I sometimes pretend I’m having bad dreams so my bf will hold and comfort me, we generally end up having great sex when he wakes me. ~Anonymous
10
My boss has trigger words that make him focus on them, and he cannot change the subject. I say them so he forgets and gabs and forgets to give me work, and does the work himself. ~Anonymous

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!