Wow. I took a risk. I passed by it at the store while shopping for stocking stuffers. I thought, I bet Noah would flip.

I grabbed it and bought it on a weird whim. I winced as I put it in his stocking. I mean, what kind of dad puts that into a stocking?

And… it paid off! In fact, it turned out to be his #1 favorite stocking stuffer this year!

What the heck was it?

Chocolate? No. There was chocolate in there, though. Good chocolate. Fun chocolate.

Candy of some sort? Nope. Ridiculous amounts of that in there. But, nope.

A fun little toy? There were a few of those in there. He loved them at first, but they all got shoved aside when he saw what was next.

Believe it or not, the winner this year was…

A big bag (and his very own bag) of pepperoni slices! Hahahahahaha.

stocking-peperroni

Wow, do I know my kid or what?!

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!