Weird Confessions

We’re all normal.

And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. And all that is normal. Believe me.

I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?

There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.

What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?

Your answers have been making me feel weirdly normal ever since. All 5,000 of them (so far). Hahaha. Enjoy.

I always flush the toilet twice even if there is nothing in there after the first flush. ~Anonymous
When turning out the living room lights at night, I run to my bedroom and lock the door in case something decides to get me. ~Anonymous
I still suck my thumb and sleep with my baby blanket, despite living with my boyfriend for 5 years now. I’m 21 and afraid that’s why my son loves his pacifier so much. ~Anonymous
Whenever I cook, and I’m alone, I like to pretend I’m on a cooking show and telling an audience how to cook. I’m a lousy cook-I have no idea why I fantasize about this so much. ~Anonymous
Whenever I eat baby carrots I have to eat the outside and not disturb the core. If I accidentally bite the core, I get sad. ~Anonymous
when I’m really sweaty i scratch myself and sniff it. ~Anonymous
I look under my bed every time before I get in it to make sure no one is hiding underneath. Even if I go the the bathroom in the night I recheck it. ~Anonymous
I can’t enjoy listening to the radio or watching TV unless the volume is on an even number. If the volume is on an odd number I’ll obsess over it. ~Anonymous
I have a habit of eating at least 1-2 spoonfuls of butter before i actually use it. ~Anonymous ~Anonymous
I am thoroughly addicted to smelling air fresheners, perfume scents, laundry detergents, fabric softeners, and wood. I have my favorite collection of scents! ~Anonymous


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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!