Last week I was scrolling through my phone looking at all my pics from Tough Mudder.

Three of my teammates and I had stopped and taken a sill pic on a 25 cent Merry Go Round. You know, boys being boys and all that jazz.

It was a great picture. Until I looked closer. And realized there was a strange woman in it with us…

KISSING Rich’s butt.

At that point it became an EPIC picture.

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I did a double take when I saw her. And then a triple take. Remember, this was on my phone so the details weren’t crisp.

Who WAS that woman?! And how had we not seen her jump into our picture like that?!

And then I started laughing hysterically when I zoomed in and realized what it was…

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The end.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing