Wanna know how to immediately be the butt <ahem> of a thousand different butt jokes?
It’s really that simple, if you ever are feeling adventurous and wanna go for it yourself.
I mean, I’ve had friends who I haven’t heard from for years drop me a line just to say something cheeky <ahem> about my butt.
“Hey, last time I felt it, your butt felt fine. What happened?”
Thanks, Mark. Nice to hear from you after two years of not.
“Hey, in case you are “bumming” around on Friday we are climbing that night. Of course, you may have a “hole” lot going on, so don’t worry if you can’t make it. I figured I would “ass”k.”
Thanks, Emily. You’re so sweet for thinking of me. I’d like to, butt…
“So, you can say you REALLY busted your ass doing Tough Mudder, huh?”
Thanks, Audra. Always helping me stay looking at the bright side.
“Hope the doctors get to the BOTTOM of it soon.”
Gee, thanks, Connie.
“The backside of all this is that you can finally understand why I’ve always thought you were a giant pain in the butt.”
Again. Thank you, this time to Chris.
Yes, the butt jokes just keep coming, and coming. And I can’t do anything but laugh my <ahem> butt off about them.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing