Wanna know how to immediately be the butt <ahem> of a thousand different butt jokes?

Blog about having a broken butt.

It’s really that simple, if you ever are feeling adventurous and wanna go for it yourself.

I mean, I’ve had friends who I haven’t heard from for years drop me a line just to say something cheeky <ahem> about my butt.

“Hey, last time I felt it, your butt felt fine. What happened?”

Thanks, Mark. Nice to hear from you after two years of not.

“Hey, in case you are “bumming” around on Friday we are climbing that night. Of course, you may have a “hole” lot going on, so don’t worry if you can’t make it. I figured I would “ass”k.”

Thanks, Emily. You’re so sweet for thinking of me. I’d like to, butt…

“So, you can say you REALLY busted your ass doing Tough Mudder, huh?”

Thanks, Audra. Always helping me stay looking at the bright side.

“Hope the doctors get to the BOTTOM of it soon.”

Gee, thanks, Connie.

“The backside of all this is that you can finally understand why I’ve always thought you were a giant pain in the butt.”

Again. Thank you, this time to Chris.

Yes, the butt jokes just keep coming, and coming. And I can’t do anything but laugh my <ahem> butt off about them.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!