Monthly Archives: May 2015

Okay, Give Me An Oscar. Here’s My First Dubsmash Compilation.

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Oops! Well, I certainly wasted way more time doing Dubsmash videos last week than I care to admit. Here is an UH-MAZING compilation of my favorites! Hahahaha.

“Come on, Dan. What’s Up With The Long Hair?”

It's really unimportant, but okay. These are the probably very unexpected reasons this clean-cut blonde man you knew has drastically changed the way he looks...

Another Single Dad Laughing Roast by All of You

After my friends freeze-framed a horrific picture of me and began roasting me with it, I gave it to all of you to try and outdo them. You did not disappoint!

Our SDLHC Tough Mudder (Yes, Another One!) in Pictures

I won't be blogging about the entire Tough Mudder that just took place. Instead, I'm going to share these powerful and incredible photos that came out of it...

Middle-of-the-Night Bad Juju

The night of Tough Mudder I deserved some bad juju. And believe me. I got it. Yet, it was so funny I couldn't stop laughing about it, which just made it worse.

Girls Night Pillow Fight

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My friends and I had a girls night, complete with dinner, pedicures, purple toenail polish, and... the best pillow fight EVER. Here's our ridiculous video.

A Friend No Longer Worth Knowing

I have this friend. Well, *had* this friend. A close friend. And it's time I say goodbye to this man who has done nothing but hold me back and bring me down...

An Open Letter to Ye Who Is Always Late

Dear Ye Who Is Always Late, please hear me out. I know you think you can't be on time. I know you think a lot of other things, too. Here is the truth.

20 Things That (Hard to Believe) Ain’t None of Your Business

After asking a friend to leave my house for being rude and over-obsessed with the going-ons in other people's lives, I sat down and wrote this list.

Weird Boobs and Little Wieners

When it comes to our most sensitive body parts, something in our society (and how we see ourselves) has drastically changed, and I think we have forgotten these few basic, beautiful, and unchangeable truths about them...

Most Traumatizing First Kiss Ever

Gosh. Everything was going so well with her. Until I went in for that first kiss and soon would be fearing for my life...

Memoirs of a Bullied Kid

I don't recall serious heartache or sadness during my first 10 years of life. But in 5th grade, all that changed. This was my story and my thoughts on bullying.

How much did YOUR kid cost?

Somebody had the nerve to ask me right in front of my son, "how much did he cost?" So, please listen up. When adoption is involved... never say these 12 things.

Springing Out!

Seasonal depression is SO freaking weird. In so many ways. This winter was my worst yet. Why any of you are still here is beyond me. Oh wait. I might know why.

Who I Will ALWAYS Respect and Who I Will NEVER Respect…

It's a silly notion to think everyone should be respected, isn't it? Let me tell you, when it comes to "truth," who I will always respect and who I will never respect...

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Grandmas Say the Darndest Things!

Old people. They sure say a lot of funny things that you or I could never get away with.

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If You Took a Hundred Scientists & Twenty Mathematicians…

Today I wrote a poem for and about all my ridiculous friends whom I love so much. I often look around at my groups of friends and think, "THIS MAKES NO SENSE!"

My Shoes Are Missing!

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