Yesterday I didn’t post on SDL. This was because I got sucked deep into the weirdness of the internet.

It all started when I posted a completely random and pointless post in our Tough Mudder Tennessee Facebook group. All I said was, “Hey everyone. Guess what!” We are kind of this big group of delightful weirdos and pervs in that group, so I knew it’d spark a random and amazing chat that could go in any of a million different directions.

Within minutes a reply came. Just an image.

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Chicken butt. Yep. Should have seen that one coming.

I replied, “Yes! Now guess who.”

The replies came. Chicken poo. Chicken stew? Chicken tattoo.

I replied, “Chicken shampoo. Duh.” And I posted this picture, pleased as punch that I so quickly found chicken shampoo, something that shouldn’t exist at all. Right?!

weird-funny-chicken-picture-shampoo

Well, that sparked a long list of “now guess _______” posts, followed by the funniest and most random chicken pictures ever, many of which I cannot share because… let’s just say they were over the top.

Anyway, after that convo, I decided to start a new series of blog posts here on SDL called “This is Now the Internet,” because I realized that we had barely scratched the surface of what weirdness is out there, and this was just one common animal. Chickens.

Why do these pictures exist? How do they exist? And why were they so dang easy to find?! Hahaha.

Enjoy. Here are 48 of the weirdest chicken pictures that were not hard to find at all. Hahahaha.

This Is Now the Internet: Weird Chicken Pictures

Chickens in... tutus?
Chickens in… tutus?
Who wouldn't want to take their chicken sledding?! They deserve to have fun like anyone else.
Who wouldn’t want to take their chicken sledding?! They deserve to have fun like anyone else.
Naked rooster dancing on pointe. Need I say more?
Naked rooster dancing on pointe. Need I say more?
This is definitely the purpose that the entire internet was made for. Right here.
This is definitely the purpose that the entire internet was made for. Right here.
Paula Deen. I can't unsee this. But what else is new.
Paula Deen. I can’t unsee this. But what else is new.
He put a *lot* of time into this suit. I wonder where it took him in life.
He put a *lot* of time into this suit. I wonder where it took him in life.
I can't quite figure out what's going on here, or whether it's awful or amazing.
I can’t quite figure out what’s going on here, or whether it’s awful or amazing.
A child. Smoking a cigarette. Next to his pet chicken. This photo exists, friends, it really exists.
A child. Smoking a cigarette. Next to his pet chicken. This photo exists, friends, it really exists.
If I wasn't able to unsee it yesterday, it's only fair that you can't unsee it today.
If I wasn’t able to unsee it yesterday, it’s only fair that you can’t unsee it today.
Someone took the time to Photoshop this. I must meet this person and study him or her.
Someone took the time to Photoshop this. I must meet this person and study him or her.
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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!