Monthly Archives: July 2015
These are my favorite (mostly) hilarious replies to the question I asked, "which saying do you wish you had the credit for coining?"
I despise adult bullies and name-callers. I recently grew so agitated with one such person that I shut him up by burying him with words he wouldn't understand...
One of my oldest, worn-down friends deserves a lot more than being tossed into the toilet like common waste... So today I give the memorial such a lid deserves.
I'm a day and a half into this, and it's only getting worse... Can someone knock me out and wake me up next week?
I love living in the city. Last week, just after Noah had finally gone to sleep after a restless night, what shows up outside my window? A helicopter of course.
So... When early-morning warfare outside woke me up early this morning, I went out to watch. They finally noticed me, and I just couldn't help what I did next.
A year ago (after watching Walter Mitty) I began noting down my own weirdest, most morbid, and hilarious thoughts during my most random and boring moments...
Five years ago today, a much blonder, more lanky, less bearded, sadder, confused, trapped man sat down and said, “Dum, dee, dee. I’m gonna start a blog...”
This was, by far, the scariest moment I've ever experienced with my child... Stuck in a really bad situation with a train headed straight at us.
Only the BEST parents take pictures first and discipline later. These 30 pics of kids caught in the act should make every parent feel a little more awesome.