• Confession #21

    “I once smashed garlic and M&M’s into pizza sauce when someone I didn’t like ordered a pizza from where I worked. We never got a complaint call, either…”

Go you! SDL_ICON 139
Not cool. SDL_ICON 289
Weird. SDL_ICON 318
746 votes so far.
  • Confession #22

    “I used to hate my manager so I would put pickle juice in his Mt. Dew and blame it on the new hires.”

Go you! SDL_ICON 205
Not cool. SDL_ICON 408
Weird. SDL_ICON 186
799 votes so far.
  • Confession #23

    “When a customer would ask me to check the back for something that wasn’t on the sales floor, I would walk to the back, wander around for a moment, then return and say I couldn’t find it.”

Go you! SDL_ICON 139
Not cool. SDL_ICON 677
Weird. SDL_ICON 52
868 votes so far.
  • Confession #24

    “After being publicly shamed by a co-worker for eating a Danish while pregnant (seriously), I spent the next month swapping all her low-fat foods in the fridge for the real thing.”

Go you! SDL_ICON 967
Not cool. SDL_ICON 55
Weird. SDL_ICON 45
1067 votes so far.
  • Confession #25

    “My first job, when I was 15, was at a deli. I used to wrap random things in tin foil and send them through the oven to melt. One time I wrapped up a rubber glove and it caught on fire.”

Go you! SDL_ICON 120
Not cool. SDL_ICON 196
Weird. SDL_ICON 573
889 votes so far.
  • Confession #26

    “I run the water in the work bathroom so that everyone thinks I wash my hands, but I usually don’t.”

Go you! SDL_ICON 56
Not cool. SDL_ICON 974
Weird. SDL_ICON 174
1204 votes so far.
  • Confession #27

    “My boss had cameras in every office pointed at all employees. When I knew I had a new job, I spent most of my entire last week flipping rubber bands at it.”

Go you! SDL_ICON 730
Not cool. SDL_ICON 35
Weird. SDL_ICON 159
924 votes so far.
  • Confession #28

    “I worked at a French bakery, and my manager told me that I could eat any pastry that got broken so I went through the case and “broke” whatever I wanted to try whenever I wanted to try it!”

Go you! SDL_ICON 553
Not cool. SDL_ICON 256
Weird. SDL_ICON 48
857 votes so far.
  • Confession #29

    “I had sex with a married female employee on the table where we cut our pizzas during business hours. It was the best sex I ever had.”

Go you! SDL_ICON 206
Not cool. SDL_ICON 715
Weird. SDL_ICON 108
1029 votes so far.
  • Confession #30

    “I had these two co-workers who were always bickering and demeaning each other on the job. One day I had had enough and I glued the backs of their chairs together while they were on lunch break. They had to work together to fix the problem and became friends as they tried to hunt down the culprit. They never figured it out.”

Go you! SDL_ICON 1016
Not cool. SDL_ICON 7
Weird. SDL_ICON 64
1087 votes so far.

Yep. Just as good and crazy as I expected. Now my confession… I didn’t even share the worst ones on this round. Not even close. Let’s just say I feel like we need to get warmed up first.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!