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  • Slip-Up Confession #11

    In the department of motor vehicles office with about 50 people in line, I very loudly told my 2-year-old daughter, “young lady, please don’t be a pole licker.”

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665 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #12

    “We don’t choke people, princess.”

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631 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #13

    While grocery shopping one day, I nearly ran into a couple going for the same item I was. We said sorry and went on our separate ways. Less than five minutes later I rounded a corner and ran into the very same couple. So, in true comic book fashion, I threw my fist in the air and yelled, “Ah ha!! We meet again!” The couple looked at each other and walked away with their heads shaking.

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899 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #14

    During a work meeting we were grading ourselves on an A-F scale. The guy next to me asked me what I was putting down. I replied, “I just “f”ed them all.” The boss couldn’t stop laughing.

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786 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #15

    I work in surgery. While working with a doctor who I didn’t particularly like, right before he injected the local anesthetic, I said to the patient, “here comes a little prick with a needle.” Oops!

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855 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #16

    My 4 year old kept sneaking off in the store. “Get back here, Do you wanna end up in a strangers basement?!” Surprisingly I got a fist bump from a dad and some moms were cracking up saying they never heard it said that way before.

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833 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #17

    I do pottery, and I made a large mushroom yard decoration for my friend and her husband. I told her husband, in front of their whole family, that I was almost ready to glaze his mushroom…

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817 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #18

    Watching a movie at home with my parents, and the statement came on that says, “This movie has been formatted to fit your screen.” I looked at my dad and asked, “How do they know what size our TV is?” ::crickets::

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714 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #19

    While in Forensics class, the teacher was telling us how they started noticing fingerprints popping up around the superglue plant. I blurted out “wait. Superglue comes from a plant?!” Total silence while he searched for another word: factory. The superglue factory.

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717 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #20

    PE Class… Grade 7 boys… Basketball lesson… “Boys, I asked you to hold your balls.”

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731 votes so far.
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