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  • Slip-Up Confession #21

    My kid wouldn’t stop talking while eating… I told him, “don’t eat with food in your mouth!” —-sigh—-

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608 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #22

    My boss at my brand new job asked me if I had a sec, and I replied that I had tons of secs… Say it out loud.

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849 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #23

    My sister checked out at the grocery store. When the clerk said “have a nice day,” she for some reason replied, “I love you too!”

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668 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #24

    I asked my husband if I needed my passport to go to Hawaii… The expression on his face was my answer.

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626 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #25

    After being hit in the nose with a bouncy ball: “it’s ok. I’ve taken balls to the face before.”

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861 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #26

    Meeting my nieces boyfriend for the first time, I said to him ” I hear you go both ways!” I was referring to him being a fan of both state college teams but it didn’t come out right.

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717 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #27

    I was working the drive-thru window and a customer had cedar planks in his truck, so it was on my brain. He laughed when I spaced out and said “Sorry, I got distracted by the smell of your wood.”

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793 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #28

    I meant to call my son a ‘dingbat’ and instead I called him a ‘douche’. He was 4.

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674 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #29

    I jumped in a pool and exclaimed, “this water is so WET!” Yeah… I meant cold, but everyone got a good laugh.

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589 votes so far.
  • Slip-Up Confession #30

    Once, this guy asked me to marry him, and for some reason I said yes.

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836 votes so far.

Yep. You guys are awesome. As always.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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