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FACT #3: I am a textbook Tinder-swiper never-talker.

I often Tinder when doing my morning <ahem> duties, or when I’m sitting at a busy stop light that I know isn’t gonna turn for the next 30 minutes, or when I have that weird momentary insane thought dating again would be fun. I have matched with quite a list in my bored endeavors now, and haven’t initiated contact with a one of them since my last breakup. It seems I *am* the very problem that Tinder is.

FACT #4: I buy a lot of bananas. I always have bananas. I almost never eat bananas.

I am not exaggerating. I quite literally always have bananas sitting on my countertop. I always have well-intentioned diet plans for eating lots more of them and loading up on all that potassium my muscles so desperately crave. Yet for some reason (even though I eat fairly healthy) each time I go shopping, I grab a fresh bunch while thinking the thought oops. The bananas are brown again. This week. THIS is the week I eat them all. For sure. No exceptions! I WILL be disciplined and make it happen.

And they always turn brown. At best I have only one or two bananas left before they go bad, but even that is rare. Hell. Even right now I have brown bananas on my countertop. And no, those are not for décor. Though, maybe I should claim they are. Then I’d at least have a reason for my money-wasting!

Oooh, look. I even have some right now! They really add to the place, don’t you think?

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Whew! Glad I got all that off my chest. I totally understand if you want to seek blogging refuge under someone else’s digital roof who isn’t so dang famoused-up. Er. I mean f***ed up. I’m definitely not your usual cup of cleansing tea.

As you were.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

Oh, and hey! I removed the comments system from my website since it slowed things down and seemed to have never-ending spam. Instead, let’s have the discussion on the Facebook post! Here it is, you can do it right here… And will you give it a “like” real quick? That’s always very helpful to me.

I feel you should know these facts about me if you’re going to keep following SDL. If I were following me, I’d wanna know. So, in the name of personal integrity… Hahaha. http://go.danoah.com/4facts

Posted by Single Dad Laughing on Tuesday, September 22, 2015

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!