Monthly Archives: January 2016

To Go with Yesterday’s Creepy Post

I have been sent this by multiple people. It's a Facebook ad that's been making the rounds, featuring an illustration of a father/son who look way too familiar.

My Kinda Super Creepy Tinder Find…

There I was, perusing Tinder, mindlessly swiping as I always do when I came across something I wasn't expecting to see. And it kind of creeped me out a little.

Your Certainly Write About That Won

Today I wanted to torture your brains a bit, which meant torturing mine first. Contest time. How fast can you translate these paragraphs into legible English?

20 MORE of the Creepiest Things Ever Said By Kids

ALL NEW! If you have kids, you know that sometimes they say things that creep you the heck out. These are 20 (more) of my favorite "creepy" kid stories.

Carrival: The Best Game to Play in the Car with Kids

If the ABC driving game is getting a little old, you have to try "Carrival" with your kids. It's our favorite game and keeps things exciting to the very end...

My Cat is Hunting My Nipple

I'm not quite sure *how* to handle this situation. Our cat has become obsessed with my nipple to the point that she has started hunting the dang thing...

10 All-New Wrong Numbers (Part 2 of the New Year Texts)

To start off the year, I randomly texted strangers with a simple question. What's going to make this the best year ever? Their replies show humaning at its best.

13 All-New Wrong Numbers

To start off the year, I randomly texted strangers with a simple question. What's going to make this the best year ever? Their replies show humaning at its best.

Autistic Torture – How Can I Explain It?

To every autistic person (and their parents) for whom I've had little compassion over the years, I owe you an apology. I never knew this is what you go through.

How Do I Fix This Right Now? “You don’t.”

Continued from yesterday. Where were we? Oh, yes. The part where my shrink diagnosed me with a super awesome mental disorder...

Something Wrong Inside My Mind

I’ve been needing to write this, but I had to find answers and solutions first. Answers took work. Solutions took time. Today’s post is not censored or funny.

Naked Me vs The Intruder In My Home

Not sure why the universe decided that a good time for an intruder to come into my home was when I was naked and exposed, but hey. It made for a good blog post.

Congealed Oatmeal (for the Day)

This year I'm trying something new to be a lot more like Superman and a lot less like a blob of congealed oatmeal every day. And it's working!

I gotta say, you never looked so sexy.

It's a brand new year, and that means new weirdness from yours truly. Starting with this...

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10 Unfortunate Lessons the World Taugh Me as a Fat Kid

Whether they were true lessons to learn or not, these are 10 of the most powerful and unfortunate lessons I learned as the fat kid growing up. And the three things that could have changed everything for me...

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The Sexual Corners into which We’re Painted

Bisexuality. Want to know something funny about it? I don’t even know how real it is. Whoa. I said it. Me. A guy who “kind of”...

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