12 Amazingly Weird Stock Photos I Accidentally Came Across

Time for another “excess stock photo” post. Each month I get to download x number of stock photos for use on my websites, and I often have a whole bunch left at the end of the month. So…

For the last couple months I’ve been saving all the ridiculous(ly awesome) I accidentally came across while searching for other stock photos to use.

I’m not really sure why any of these are stock photos at all, but I sure am glad they made it because they made my life so much better.

1. The Cat Dog Lady

I’m actually quite confused as to whether this awesome lady loves dogs, cats, or looking like a delightful psycho more.

2. The Lightbulb Changing… Clown?

The bracelets really complete this stock photo. Or maybe it’s the scarf. Or maybe the entire ensemble just… works. I can’t wait to have a blog post that needs this guy in it.

3. A pickle. On top of a mug of milk.

I’ll tell you what I didn’t do after seeing this stock photo. I didn’t not try it.

4. The Aging Cowgirl

For all those blog posts where a cute little thang, or a real horse, just won’t do.

5. Pretty Kitty

Complete with awkward suggestive pose and a garter around the neck.

6. Monkey War

Move over guerrillas. There’s a new kid on the block. I know, I know. WTF.

7. Pelican Pecking Order

Have you ever had need of just the right imagery to convey someone swallowing someone else’s head whole? Look no further.

8. Theater Guy

This guy just really likes himself. And I have it on good authority he actually poses like that when he goes to the movies.

9. Pyscho Pomeranian

I will never look at cute little fluff balls the same. Ever.

10. Banana in a Toaster

Would I totally pay good money for this stock photo? Um. Yes.

11. Boobs and Christmas… Cheer?

Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. What else sells Christmas more, besides raging lunacy, of course?

12. The Wet Moped Man

Streets? We don’t need no stinking streets. PS. I’m digging the manpris, man.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!