Time for another “excess stock photo” post. Each month I get to download x number of stock photos for use on my websites, and I often have a whole bunch left at the end of the month. So…
For the last couple months I’ve been saving all the ridiculous(ly awesome) I accidentally came across while searching for other stock photos to use.
I’m not really sure why any of these are stock photos at all, but I sure am glad they made it because they made my life so much better.
Cat Dog Lady
I’m actually quite confused as to whether this awesome lady loves dogs, cats, or looking like a delightful psycho more.
2. The Lightbulb Changing… Clown?
The bracelets really complete this stock photo. Or maybe it’s the scarf. Or maybe the entire ensemble just… works. I can’t wait to have a blog post that needs this guy in it.
3. A pickle. On top of a mug of milk.
I’ll tell you what I didn’t do after seeing this stock photo. I didn’t not try it.
4. The Aging Cowgirl
For all those blog posts where a cute little thang, or a real horse, just won’t do.
5. Pretty Kitty
Complete with awkward suggestive pose and a garter around the neck.
6. Monkey War
Move over guerrillas. There’s a new kid on the block. I know, I know. WTF.
7. Pelican Pecking Order
Have you ever had need of just the right imagery to convey someone swallowing someone else’s head whole? Look no further.
8. Theater Guy
This guy just really likes himself. And I have it on good authority he actually poses like that when he goes to the movies.
9. Pyscho Pomeranian
I will never look at cute little fluff balls the same. Ever.
10. Banana in a Toaster
Would I totally pay good money for this stock photo? Um. Yes.
11. Boobs and Christmas… Cheer?
Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. What else sells Christmas more, besides raging lunacy, of course?
12. The Wet Moped Man
Streets? We don’t need no stinking streets. PS. I’m digging the manpris, man.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing