We’re all normal.

And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. And all that is normal. Believe me.

I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?

There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.

What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?

Your answers have been making me feel weirdly normal ever since. All 6,000 of them (so far). Hahaha. Enjoy.

30 More WEIRD Confessions

  • Confession #1

    I am scared to death of dead bodies. Someone has to hold my hand while I walk up to the casket. I’m always afraid they will grab me.

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  • Confession #2

    I hate cotton balls. Being around them makes me gag and gives me chills. When you squeeze them between your fingers, you can hear them and that freaks me out!

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  • Confession #3

    I act out potential arguments with myself while taking showers. Anything from my roommates peeing on the shower curtain to arguments with my boss justifying why I’m late for work.

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  • Confession #4

    If I see a tiny pimple on my face I’ll pop it then go around my whole face, picking endlessly until the entire thing is horribly splotchy and swollen.

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  • Confession #5

    I pick my butt hairs when I’m alone and naked. I like seeing how long they are.

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  • Confession #6

    I twist the dead skin off of my chapped lips… I like how my lips feel smooth afterwards, even though they’re bleeding. It’s strangely satisfying.

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  • Confession #7

    After I have sex, I like to smell my partners skin. It’s so gratifying.

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  • Confession #8

    I have a nickname for absolutely everyone that I meet. Even if I barely know that person, they still get a nickname.

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  • Confession #9

    I eat Cheetos with chopsticks because I can’t stand it when my fingers turn orange from the cheese powder.

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  • Confession #10

    I sniff the toilet paper after going the bathroom and won’t stop wiping until it only smells like toilet paper.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!