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  • Confession #21

    I sniff my bra after wearing it all day. Cups all up in the nose and I take a deep breath.

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1378 votes so far.
  • Confession #22

    I’m currently living a dream I had four years ago, every single day, and it’s all deja view.The worst part is, I know how it ends.

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1203 votes so far.
  • Confession #23

    When I eat chicken nuggets from McDonalds I have to eat the outer ring of crust off first, then each side.

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1061 votes so far.
  • Confession #24

    When I’m alone, I narrate my life to the tune of whatever song is in my head. Today I was singing about buttering toast to the tune of Sad Songs by Elton John,

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956 votes so far.
  • Confession #25

    When driving on the interstate I like to pretend I’m in a NASCAR race and I always start in 20th place trying to finish 1st before my destination. I don’t even like watching NASCAR.

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885 votes so far.
  • Confession #26

    I have to check under my pillows and duvet for spiders before I get into bed. I also freak out if any of my bedding touches the floor as it means spiders can crawl up it.

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973 votes so far.
  • Confession #27

    I can’t sleep with my arm hanging over the edge of the bed in case there’s something under it that will grab me.

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1369 votes so far.
  • Confession #28

    My alarm clock is always set to end in 8. Most people set it on 0 or 5 but that makes me uncomfortable.

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1069 votes so far.
  • Confession #29

    For some reason it’s satisfying to me to pull out a few pubic hairs every time I pee.

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1525 votes so far.
  • Confession #30

    When I eat a sandwich I never eat the last bite. Though the sandwich was amazing, suddenly that last piece becomes utterly disgusting.

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1227 votes so far.

Yep. It’s verified. You’re all a bunch of awesome weirdos.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he’s most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It’s an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!