• Confession #11

    when i get out of the shower and my hair is dripping wet, i walk over to my dog and shake my head as hard as i can. payback.

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719 votes so far.
  • Confession #12

    I have to take a sip of soda after every bite of food. It drives waitresses crazy because it takes at least 3 refills.

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682 votes so far.
  • Confession #13

    I can’t sleep with my feet under the covers. I have to let my feet hang out.

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813 votes so far.
  • Confession #14

    I can’t stand shower water hitting me in the face. I feel like it’s smothering me.

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852 votes so far.
  • Confession #15

    I massage my right ear 3 times a day with a massager. It tingles almost orgasmically when I hit the spot. I have never told anyone this but it works for me.

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776 votes so far.
  • Confession #16

    In order to sleep, I often fantasize that my body is a starship with my brain as the captain. The bed is a docking slip, I’m ‘shutting down for systems maintenance’, not sleeping.

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736 votes so far.
  • Confession #17

    I change the lyrics to pop love songs and sing them to my cat. I’m a grown man.

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782 votes so far.
  • Confession #18

    I speak obnoxiously and strangely to myself whenever I’m in the car alone.

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755 votes so far.
  • Confession #19

    I am obsessed with ears, and constantly clean the “crust” out of my husband and kids ears.

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829 votes so far.
  • Confession #20

    I copy peoples’ speech and facial expressions from movies, commercials, people watching in real life. It makes me feel like I can pull off social cues that feel unnatural.

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631 votes so far.
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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!