• Confession #21

    Every time I eat or slice an apple, I save the seeds and put them in a vase. I have a nice collection going.

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654 votes so far.
  • Confession #22

    I compulsively “steal” things that are technically free.

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625 votes so far.
  • Confession #23

    I apologize to bugs when in a situation where I have to squish them instead of releasing them outside.

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745 votes so far.
  • Confession #24

    I talk to my plants, full on conversation mode.

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616 votes so far.
  • Confession #25

    I have to synchronize my breathing with my husband’s if my face is near his (kissing, cuddling, etc.). I have a mortal fear of inhaling his exhale.

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811 votes so far.
  • Confession #26

    Every drawer in my house has to be closed immediately after use. Nothing can hang out.

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675 votes so far.
  • Confession #27

    I don’t wear bras and I like to loosely cup my boobs as I run up stairs and feel them jiggle. It comforts me!

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731 votes so far.
  • Confession #28

    I still suck my thumb at night, or just when I’m alone. I’m completely OK with this. It helps me relax. I’m 25.

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676 votes so far.
  • Confession #29

    Whenever I eat bread (with or without something spread on it), I fold it in half and dip it in my drink – milk, soda, juice, water or beer.

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788 votes so far.
  • Confession #30

    If someone touches my armpits it sends me into a full on panic attack… Fetal position, hyperventilating, the works!!

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680 votes so far.

Oh, I’ve missed all of your oddities and strangenesses. Thank you for sharing them with me. Weirdos.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!