Here’s My Tinder Profile – It’s Definitely Fair That You Roast Me

The other day I shared just a handful of the many Tinder screenshots I’ve saved over the years. Some were epic. Some were epically weird.

To me.

As is always the case, me and each of my two million of my followers don’t laugh at the same things. Most of you found that post hilarious. Some of you wanted to drag me behind a horse-drawn cart to teach me a lesson in Internet manners.

Either way, I very much recognize that turn-about is fair play. So… I hereby give you screenshots of my own Tinder profile, which I haven’t tweaked or edited at all since well before I made that post.

Laugh with me. Roast me. Drag me behind your carriage. It’s all good, and as always… It’s all in good fun. You can’t hurt my feelings, and, hey. It’s not like posting this could make me any more single than I already am. Right?

We’ll start with the text.


And here are the pictures I used.







Whew. Glad we got that out of the way. Please don’t make me cry. Too much.

Dan Pearce | The Single Dad Laughing Blog

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!