I shared a post over on my Favorite Daily Things website of the pictures you all submitted as “your most embarrassing” photos. I promised you when I did that I would share a post full of mine.

In the spirit of keeping that promise, I dove into the photos on my phone, searching for anything I think is embarrassing. I was hoping to find 12-15 photos to use. Nope. I found these 97.

Why share them?

Why not share them?

One of the hardest parts of doing what I do is people seeing the tiny glimpses of my life and mind that I share, and then thinking they know the whole of it. They take the 2% they see and fill in the other 98%.

But, sometimes I’m amazing. sometimes I’m an idiot. Sometimes I get drunk. Sometimes I’m a total goofball. Sometimes I am awkward a hell. Sometimes I think I’m doing something fantastic, or awesome, or sexy, then when I go back, I’m like… No, Pearce. No.

And since I’d rather only have followers who wanna follow me, even after getting to see a little more of who I really am, I very proudly present to you these 98 photos. They span about the last five years of my life (minus a couple from earlier on)…

I’ve shared a handful of them before. Yes, I’m blonde in some. That’s my natural color. I just happened to dye it dark for most of the past five years. I bet if you try really hard you’ll be able to mentally come to grips with that.

97 Pictures That Prove I’m Not *Exactly* Who You Think I Am (In No Particular Order)

#1 – The time I behaved like a twelve-year-old boy and had to get a selfie, well, here…

#2 – The time I felt a need to hold a giant pole between my legs…

#3 – The time my friend walked in on me working exactly like this…

#4 – The time I… I don’t know… This…

#5 – The time I thought it would make a mysterious sexy selfie to take it from way the hell up here…

#6 – The time I got drunk and ended up stuck in a folding chair that I had just crushed… Whilst in my undies…

#7 – The other time I felt the need to hold a giant pole between my legs….



#8 – The time I decided to take a “lazy sexy” picture to launch my new irreverent blog…

#9 – The time I knew, more than ever before, that I was indeed born to win…

#10 – The time I got drunk and decided trash dancing was a thing…

#11 – The time I could not find where I set the honey down, searched the house for an hour, and finally found it where I apparently took it with me to the shitter…

#12 – The time I dressed up for an incredible video op…

#13 – The time my mom took a picture of me with my siblings, in which I looked like I was taking a very painful shit…

#14 – The time I decided to show off how sexy I get when I workout, since I am capable of literally soaking through an entire t-shirt…



#15 – The time I had this shoved up my wang, while I was fully awake, and I felt the need to immortalize it with a picture…

#16 – The time I had my heart broken hours earlier and tried to take a “yay! I’m in New York!” selfie…

#17 – The time I decided to show the world just how much work it takes to be a dyed bearded man…

#18 – The time I got so sick that this was literally what I looked like…

#19 – The time I asked my friend for her bra, only drunk me knows why…

#20 – The time this existed and I had no idea why…

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!