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30 of the Funniest Bumper Stickers You’ve Probably Never Seen

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And then there was this...

And then there was this…

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

75 comments
Guest
Guest

My favorite: Axe me about ebonics

bpbmint
bpbmint

Don't laugh mister, your daughter might be in here.

VincasPikst
VincasPikst

The gay one made me laugh.All of them are funny,though

SeanCulligan
SeanCulligan

My favorite was a white sticker with red letters that said: "If these letters are blue, then you're driving too fast."

TawneeSantoy
TawneeSantoy

My favorite was a license plate frame on a Ford Explorer that read "when I grow up I want to be an Expedition"

Sandywoohoo
Sandywoohoo

These were awesome !! I love a good bumper sticker, I saw one a couple months ago that said:

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can loose weight cracked me sideways :)

Kathy Knoop
Kathy Knoop

My favorite is "I'm so far behind I think I'm first"

Megan B
Megan B

In high school I had a BEATER car that seriously maxed out at 50 mph.  I had a bumper sticker that said "If you tailgate me any closer I'll flick a booger on your windshield!"

mooread1
mooread1

My favorite:  "Things were going great until that house fell on my sister"

Karen Murphy
Karen Murphy

Great way to start the morning....laughing!!!

Tezra Williams
Tezra Williams

My favorite is "Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole"

Jeanell Fairless
Jeanell Fairless

There is a bumper sticker on a car in my neighborhood that says "My zombie child ate your honor student."

Maggie Nolan-Thibault
Maggie Nolan-Thibault

My favorite years ago was "Have you hugged your Bartender today?" Being a bartender at the time it fit.

Dee
Dee

hehe one of the best bumper stickers I ever saw was on the back of a mobile home and it said "Back off or I'll FLUSH!!!"  I still remember that and I saw it over 13 years ago.  =) 

SidPlait
SidPlait

"I show my uniqueness through mass-marketed bumper stickers"

darinsane
darinsane

Okay, but I still can't change over to single page display via facebook. Is there a bumper sticker for the techno-illiterates out here? Because I need one.

AshleySprouse
AshleySprouse

You can buy the "I'm so gay I can't even drive straight" sticker at the mall near my house

Jim Vickers
Jim Vickers

How about "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you"

LC
LC

My favorite still is "Don't tell my mom I am a drug dealer, she thinks I am a piano player in a whore house"

Bearcat49
Bearcat49

My Favorite:  My boss is a Jewish Carpenter!

mollie luna
mollie luna

My favorite:

Be alert

The world needs more lerts.

Janice Hofer
Janice Hofer

I have one that says "Warning: I do NOT brake for zombies." (but it's on my computer case, not my car)

lizard68
lizard68

This one I saw recently:  "If you're going to ride my a$$, then at least pull my hair." (excuse the profanity and adult theme)

Bad Kitty
Bad Kitty

I always liked, "I brake for the hell of it," and "Honk if you ARE Jesus."

Melina Lunnon
Melina Lunnon

My bumper sticker (though it's on my back windscreen) is a stylised Grumpy Cat, and it says, "Grumpy Cat hates your stick figure family".

BekahVreeland
BekahVreeland

Mine says "My autistic kid will lick your honor student".  I love it!

mj11
mj11

My sister's is my favorite "I'm only driving fast because I have to poop"

Momma Kaye
Momma Kaye

I had a bumper sticker, once, that read, "DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU HAD SEX/? ISN'T IT A SHAME YOU WERE ALONE?"

Shelia Eshelman
Shelia Eshelman

Best bumper stickers I ever saw were on an old pickup in Aline, OK. The one on the left said "I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made." The one on the right said "Men are idiots and I married their King." The truck belonged to an elderly couple and she always sat in the middle. (Yes, kids, vehicles used to have what's known as a "bench seat") I hope to find that sort of Love someday.

TerriAndersonNovack
TerriAndersonNovack

The best one I ever saw, for those of us that tend to be a bit tardy... "This is the earliest I have ever been late" !

Joseph P Goodwin
Joseph P Goodwin

I saw the Rapture one in 1970 or 1971!


A couple of my favorites from about 1980: "Jelly Beans Warp Your Brain," and "Support the Right to Arm Bears."

Zach Stander
Zach Stander

i created my own bumper sticker when everyone was wearing those WWJD wrist bands, but couldn't/can't find anyone that will make it, not PC, "i love (or heart) Jesus! under that-small print ~he does GREAT landscaping~

Jim2
Jim2

"Actual Size" on a Mini Cooper

ZachStander
ZachStander

i created my own bumper sticker but can't find anyone that will make it, not PC, "i love (or heart) Jesus! under that-small print ~he does GREAT landscaping~

Miriam Rubinoff
Miriam Rubinoff

My favorite was probably unintentionally funny. Two bumper stickers on one car, one above the other: HELL REQUIRES NO RESERVATIONS, and: FOLLOW ME, I KNOW THE WAY.

JeanetteSmithLamb
JeanetteSmithLamb

I have one on my bumper "PMS"  Punish Men Severely. It sure is an ice breaker as well as a litmus test. If you are SUPER offended by it, we probably won't get along.

klrummelhart
klrummelhart

I used to have one, circa George W. that said, "The only Bush I trust is my own."   I either got laughs or my van spit on . . . 

Tenley
Tenley

@mj11 I laughed harder than I should have at this one.  hahahahah!!

MeFiftyTwo
MeFiftyTwo

@ZachStander I once made my own sticker with a picture of my brother, the contractor, wearing a yarmulke. It said : "My Brother is a Jewish Carpenter" (after the popular sticker of the time "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter.")