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These are my favorite (mostly) hilarious replies to the question I asked, "which saying do you wish you had the credit for coining?"

One of my oldest, worn-down friends deserves a lot more than being tossed into the toilet like common waste... So today I give the memorial such a lid deserves.

So... When early-morning warfare outside woke me up early this morning, I went out to watch. They finally noticed me, and I just couldn't help what I did next.

A year ago (after watching Walter Mitty) I began noting down my own weirdest, most morbid, and hilarious thoughts during my most random and boring moments...

Five years ago today, a much blonder, more lanky, less bearded, sadder, confused, trapped man sat down and said, “Dum, dee, dee. I’m gonna start a blog...”

I still can't believe what happened while on my Harley ride. My heart is still pounding when I think about it. I mean... Did that really happen?! Yep. It did.

I dared you all to ask your small children, "what is the number one thing that makes me weird?" The replies that came in were beyond entertaining. Hahaha.

I am writing this… tired. And… grumpy. And after what went down at 3AM in our apartment building last night, it became official. I'm old. And I'm also a codger.

Very few men get to experience what it's like for a woman when it comes to "that time of the month." I unfortunately did, and I learned things I never expected.

Facebook has been around for a long time now, and it's time we spice things up by turning the 7 days of every week into THIS. You know. To keep it interesting.

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Every week for a year I have asked hundreds of thousands of people to tell me the 100% honest truth. These 60 new replies are so powerful, funny, and poignant.

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The old man must have been 85. At least. His wife, not far behind him in years. And I watched as they blocked an aisle of the grocery store and had a little fun every time someone passed.