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Humor

What do you call a cross between uncomfortably shaking your head and laughing in amusement? Because that's what I've been doing ever since I witnessed this fun little battle between a couple of "rich" folks on the bus... LOL.

If you have kids, you know that sometimes they say things that, well, let's be honest... creeps you the heck out. These are 29 (more) of my favorite "creepy" kid stories.

Hahaha. This and so many more... My son came home from 1st grade and told me a classmate was pregnant. I said, ”how did that happen?” He said ,”I dunno, but I hope it ain't mine.”

This year, I'm making some serious changes 'round these here blogging parts. From cleaning-up to cleaning-out, to dealing with exes, to serious laughing. This is my (epic) plan...

My therapist thinks I'm dating a few too many people. And yes, this is (fortunately and unfortunately) an actual conversation that went down in my last therapy session.

Apparently, I'm not invincible like I thought I was after finishing Insanity. As is evidenced by this stupidly injured man sitting before you...

Kids... they don't have the same filters we do, as is evidenced by these hilarious true moments of kids blurting the funniest things out to others!

My response to the woman who finds me overly vain. And also 12 fabulous jokes about me (Dan Pearce) and my apparently extremely over-bloated vanity issues.

I had driven half an hour to meet her. I had waited half an hour to see her. And I was afraid of being killed by her in less time than it takes to disable a Match account forever.

Today I just want to tell you a (true) short story about the day I shook things a little too hard. For no other reason than that it needs to be told and you need to be entertained.

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It was supposed to be a super low-key night. Then I came to, my face pressed on the floor next to a public toilet, staring into the eyes of my panicked friends.

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