Humor

Humor

Apparently, I'm not invincible like I thought I was after finishing Insanity. As is evidenced by this stupidly injured man sitting before you...

Kids... they don't have the same filters we do, as is evidenced by these hilarious true moments of kids blurting the funniest things out to others!

My response to the woman who finds me overly vain. And also 12 fabulous jokes about me (Dan Pearce) and my apparently extremely over-bloated vanity issues.

I had driven half an hour to meet her. I had waited half an hour to see her. And I was afraid of being killed by her in less time than it takes to disable a Match account forever.

Today I just want to tell you a (true) short story about the day I shook things a little too hard. For no other reason than that it needs to be told and you need to be entertained.

I asked the question "what was the most hilariously stupid thing you've ever done?" These were my 24 favorite answers that had me rollin' on the floor laughing!

If you have kids, you know that sometimes they say things that, well, let's be honest... creeps you the heck out. These are 32 (more) of my favorite "creepy" kid stories.

Trolls and Haters. Everyone says ignore 'em. I say, don't ignore them. Write beautiful poetry for them instead because it's a LOT more fun than simply pretending they don't exist.

This is the hilariously terrible tale of one fateful misstep in marching band that would haunt me (and my ego) forever...

My brother had this "amazing" idea. He said, "Let's have a contest!" Somewhere, some idiot inside me thought it was a good idea... I still don't know why.

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My buddies and I stopped for a goofy selfie. It really was a great picture. Until I looked closer. And saw HER. Then it became en EPIC picture...

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Here I go. I'm putting myself out there to see if I can land a hot date. Here is my online dating profile. Send me a message if you're interested!