THIS is why I hate public bathrooms. Well, all these reasons. And you won't believe what happened to me last month...

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You know what they say. Kids say the darndest things. As a parent, I am reminded of it daily. Like when Noah said, if you take Spiderman and Batman and squish them together you get the freakiest bug ever."

LOL. After our epic exercise ball awesomeness/fails, you know I have to share this. A compilation of epic YouTube exercise ball fails!

My girlfriend tagged me as the best boyfriend ever. I felt special until I saw that there were hundreds of thousands of others. Including *these* special ones.

First, I ask that you hum Beach Boys while you read this. Now, I shall tell you of the throat sore from hell and show you a picture of my rock hard abs.

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