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Yet Another (Ahem) Epic First Date

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Not every first date is a winner, but this one was... A convicted felon fresh out of prison, a crazy gold digger, and apparently running from a loan shark who wanted to hurt her...

Vicious Nurses and Saintly Lawyers

I went on dates with four different nurses and four different lawyers, and after the way I was treated, I can tell you that I have learned something about both.

“Feeling lucky, I see?”

You know how sometimes you buy something that you really don't want *anyone* to see you buying, including the cashier? Well, here's a true little story for you.

That Was Weird. Real Weird.

I was out in my garage wearing nothing but... well... some stuff. And then something truly weird happened. My garage seems to be the place for that lately...

A Knock Like That is *Never* Something Good

I’m still shaking off the willies and my heart is still pounding...

Making Giant Men Squirm

A giant of a man suddenly became so grossed out that he left the grocery store. A giant of a man myself, I had to see what spooked him. That was my first mistake.

Hanging Naked from the Garage Door

What happens when a cute little Down Syndrome girl climbs up the garage door, hits the button, and takes a ride up while buck naked?

The Date I Feared Would Kill Me

I had driven half an hour to meet her. I had waited half an hour to see her. And I was afraid of being killed by her in less time than it takes to disable a Match account forever.

The Night I Shook Things Just a Little Too Hard

Today I just want to tell you a (true) short story about the day I shook things a little too hard. For no other reason than that it needs to be told and you need to be entertained.

The Fart That DID Alter My Destiny

I was on a first date with my dream girl when things started spiraling out of control. In the end, I found myself stuck between a serious rock and a hard place with a BIG decision to make...

Finding the Blood-Covered Towel

It's a new day in Las Vegas, staying at the absolute worst place IN Las Vegas. And I didn't think it could get worse. Until, that is, I found the blood-covered towel.

Making Giant Men Squirm

A giant of a man suddenly became so grossed out that he left the grocery store. A giant of a man myself, I had to see what spooked him. That was my first mistake.

Hanging Naked from the Garage Door

What happens when a cute little Down Syndrome girl climbs up the garage door, hits the button, and takes a ride up while buck naked?

Yep. We found Bigfoot.

While out hiking, we came across undeniable evidence of Bigfoot. But that wasn't all we found. We got pictures of Bigfoot himself.

First Date Carnage

Last night I went on a date with a very *interesting* girl. It was the first time I’ve ended up bleeding profusely from my face while my date stood over me laughing maniacally.

Show Me Your Mad Face, Dan!

Tonight is the big night. I don't feel ready. And I thought maybe it was because I didn't practice enough. But after looking through these pictures, I... SQUIRREL!

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