Musings

Your Tinder account is boring. Here are 9 ways to fix that.

I just got back on Tinder and I must say... Most Tinder profiles are *boring*. So today I've taken 9 really common Tinder statements and "spruced" 'em up a bit...

An Open Letter: Would REAL Friends Do That?!

This morning I discovered an atrociousness which has to have been noticeable for at least a month, yet not one person in my life cared enough to tell me...

6 Dirty, Dirty Habits Way Too Many People Around You Have

After sorting through thousands of weird confessions, it seems nearly the entire human population shares some of these most bizarre and dirty secrets...

A Letter to Men: The Lesson of the Saggy Burrito in My Pants

Very few men get to experience what it's like for a woman when it comes to "that time of the month." I unfortunately did, and I learned things I never expected.

The Seven New #Days of Facebook

Facebook has been around for a long time now, and it's time we spice things up by turning the 7 days of every week into THIS. You know. To keep it interesting.

Strange Things Are Seen in the City

I love people watching, and I have seen some really interesting people since moving to the city. This is a taste of some of the glorious weirdness I have seen...

Assking for Help

As I turned down the kindness and help of... everyone, at a time when I knew I really needed it, one specific moment made me realize that I have a problem...

Sitting Here, Wedged Between These Pillows

As I sit here struggling with my latest health battle, I watch from my window as a hurting homeless man passes below. And it makes me realize something...

The Butt of a Thousand Different Jokes

Wanna know how to immediately be the butt of a thousand different butt jokes? I guess just blog about having a hurt butt. These gems were among the many.

“Well, son… That was… Testosterone.”

New to the city, my scared (and now awake) child asked what had just shaken the entire house. Rather annoyed by it myself, I decided to tell him... the truth.

Oh, You Mormon Girls!

Living in Utah as a single non-Mormon has it's *ahem* funny moments. As is evidenced by this real conversation I had with a Mormon girl on Tinder...

When the World Finally Goes Dark

When the world goes dark. And quiet. And more or less disappears...

Must… Survive… Six. More. Days.

I have to be honest. I'm liking the Christmas season less and less as the years go on. These four stories from the past two days are a perfect example why...

I am a liar. Officially.

I... am... a liar. Officially. Today I lied to my son, and it wasn't just some little fib. I looked him in the eyes, and told him a bald... faced... lie.

Wow. Look at the Sky Now.

I'm in England, sitting on my old bed reading love letters from my girlfriend. It's such a different feeling vs. my hate and anger toward girls 18 years ago...

Apparently It’s “Immature”

Look. Walk a mile in my *ahem* nose, and then tell me I'm being immature and let it damage the relationship.... LOL.

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What to Do Before You Get Naked

Seems like falling in love and staying in love with the person you're committed to should be easy, right? Well, actually, maybe it can be...

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My Shoes Are Missing!

En route to the airport, my heart sank and I panicked as I realized my shoes were missing. Little did I know it would lead to a *rather* embarrassing moment...

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