Finding the Blood-Covered Towel

It's a new day in Las Vegas, staying at the absolute worst place IN Las Vegas. And I didn't think it could get worse. Until, that is, I found the blood-covered towel.

Fatville, Pennsylvania. I mean, Hershey, Pennsylvania.

We were invited to go somewhere that we had no idea even existed. We didn't know what to expect, but they were picking up the tab, so away we went!

Epic People Watching – Folks on Airplanes

What better way to spend a less than ideal flying experience than by watching the people around me and noting down the weird things they do? LOL.

Birth. Not for Weak Sauce Sissy Boy-Men.

My sister invited me into the room when my nephew was born. It was worse than I ever could have imagined. And I barely saw anything of it at all.

MAKING the Baby Come!

Pregnant moms everywhere seem to be looking for the secret to MAKE their babies come. From crazy to bizarre. I have been watching and I have noticed some things...

Way More than Just a Chair

Have you ever *really* thought about the chair you sit in every day and how in so many ways, it's way more than just a chair? I never did until I had to throw mine out.

It’s Time I Say the Words…

Last week I went for a morning run. When I returned and opened the door to my apartment, the smell of my apartment almost knocked me backwards. It's time I...

My Mom. My Motorcycle. One Hard Decision.

My mom has a leg that was scarred and mangled in a motorcycle wreck 40 years ago. On Mother's Day, she wanted to finally ride again. On my brand new bike...

My Momentous Day

What for others takes a day or two, or maybe a week at best, I did in about seven months. That's why this day is so momentous for me...

Balding People – Throwing Off the Balance of the Universe

We have a problem. The moment anyone notices they are starting to bald, they shave their head. And this has messed with a sacred system of checks and balances.

Tipping and Tooting

What do you do when the waitress is walking away and leaves a tiny little overpowering toot as she goes?

The Dentist and His Dance of Shame

"Do you floss regularly?" Oh, the shame. That's what they're aiming to fill you with every time you go to the dentist, you know. I think they love making...

Who’s the Boss?

While grilling my kid in preparation for a sleepover, he was given a simple task. And he completed it while letting us know who was boss.

Our New $10,000 Cat!

Yesterday I almost spent $10,000 on a cat. I'm still trying to figure out how and why that even happened...

Epic People Watching – Episode 1

I was standing in Costco this morning, checking out their new super-undies when I overheard two preteen girls standing on the other side of the aisle.

Parking Etiquette for Dummies

If you drive a small car, I'm going to teach you how to keep crazy guys like me from going... crazy when you park.

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