Noah's Quotable Quotes

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Noah’s Quotable Quotes

For the past little while I’ve been jotting down some of Noah’s more memorable quotes. And by memorable, I mean they had me ROFLSHMTGSI. ENJOY!

Noah’s Quotable Quotes

For the past couple months I’ve been jotting down some of Noah’s more memorable quotes. And by memorable, I mean they had me ROFLSHMBE. Here they are for your enjoyment. I know I enjoyed them!

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Noah’s Quotable Quotes

So, for the past couple months I've been jotting down some of Noah's more memorable quotes. And by memorable, I mean they had me ROFLSHMBE. Here they are for your enjoyment.

Noah’s quotable quotes

So, for the past month or so, I've been jotting down some of Noah's more memorable quotes. Here they are for your enjoyment."Dad look, that gorilla has boobs." In reference to the dog: "Now we have to roll him up like a taco burrito."Dad: "Noah, do you think you'll ever kiss a girl?" Noah: "No way!" Dad: "Never? Really?" Noah: "Well, I do want to kiss one girl at Nana's house." Dad: "Who's that?" Noah: "Nana!""Dad, you take this side of the sghetti, and I take this side of the sghetti, and we suck it in until we kiss.""My dad peed in the shower!" - In reference to... ummmm...In reference to the ratchet straps in my truck: "Dad I can't get my hookers to stay put.""This dooby-doo won't dooby-da!"In reference to my new computer: "Dad, that's a pretty fancy TV."While looking at the picture on the Lincoln Logs box: "Daddy, it's not making like the instructions say to make it!"Noah: "Dad, I want B.B. to...

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