That's Life

That's Life

Some cops and I found ourselves headed to the same place: the hallway outside my apartment where someone tripping on drugs had just done something really crazy.

I'm a day and a half into this, and it's only getting worse... Can someone knock me out and wake me up next week?

I love living in the city. Last week, just after Noah had finally gone to sleep after a restless night, what shows up outside my window? A helicopter of course.

So... When early-morning warfare outside woke me up early this morning, I went out to watch. They finally noticed me, and I just couldn't help what I did next.

A year ago (after watching Walter Mitty) I began noting down my own weirdest, most morbid, and hilarious thoughts during my most random and boring moments...

This was, by far, the scariest moment I've ever experienced with my child... Stuck in a really bad situation with a train headed straight at us.

I am writing this… tired. And… grumpy. And after what went down at 3AM in our apartment building last night, it became official. I'm old. And I'm also a codger.

Very few men get to experience what it's like for a woman when it comes to "that time of the month." I unfortunately did, and I learned things I never expected.

I don't recall serious heartache or sadness during my first 10 years of life. But in 5th grade, all that changed. This was my story and my thoughts on bullying.

En route to the airport, my heart sank and I panicked as I realized my shoes were missing. Little did I know it would lead to a *rather* embarrassing moment...

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Any singular part of that plane ride would have made it a craptastic plane ride. For sure. But collectively? Gosh... Worst and funniest plane ride EVER.