That's Life

That's Life

I decided to give my hair stylist free reign over my hair. She jumped at the chance to do anything that would make my look less... I don't know... boring.

When you're bored with nothing to do, doesn't it just make sense to pack up your kid, your ex-wife, her hubby, and all of you head to Disneyland together?

I haven't blogged in 10 days. During that time I realized a lot of things. First, it's okay to defend myself against haters. Second, it's time for a fresh start.

All the heaviness has pushed me to an edge that I never expected to be looking over.

This cop was obviously having a really bad day and needed to take it out on someone. I just wish it wasn’t me.

I am loved by many. And I am loved by no one. I am known by so many, and yet no person really knows me at all. The proof is the empty pillow next to mine.

It's a right of passage, isn't it? Slamming your fingers in car doors when you're a kid?

I bit my kid’s head off for no real reason today. Like a shark in the water, I made him my prey. I raised my brow and my voice to...

"Dan, I don't have a single real friend. Not one. Nobody." How to even respond has always escaped me. Until now.

Remember my blog post about almost dying a couple days ago? Well, I promised you all the funnier side of that story, so here it is.

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My buddies and I stopped for a goofy selfie. It really was a great picture. Until I looked closer. And saw HER. Then it became en EPIC picture...

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There are certain things that should never be laughed at. Then there are certain things that shouldn't be laughed at, but that I will probably laugh at anyway.