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Something Wrong Inside My Mind

I’ve been needing to write this, but I had to find answers and solutions first. Answers took work. Solutions took time. Today’s post is not censored or funny.

Naked Me vs The Intruder In My Home

Not sure why the universe decided that a good time for an intruder to come into my home was when I was naked and exposed, but hey. It made for a good blog post.

I gotta say, you never looked so sexy.

It's a brand new year, and that means new weirdness from yours truly. Starting with this...

An Open Letter: Would REAL Friends Do That?!

This morning I discovered an atrociousness which has to have been noticeable for at least a month, yet not one person in my life cared enough to tell me...

The Reason People are Disappearing This Year is SAD.

It's the holidays, and that's why everyone is crazy-busy and not around, right?! Well, not always. All around the world this year, people are disappearing...

I Need a New Word to Be Invented for These Emotions

Emotions. I'm having lots of them right now. And I'm not liking them. But I am at the same time. And I'm definitely not. I need a word for whatever this is...

Absurd Things are Done on Ambien Sometimes

This is the ridiculous story of what happened when I took an Ambien the night before Tough Mudder while sharing a rental house with several friends...

I bit my kid’s head off for no real reason today.

I wrote this poem back in 2012 after a tough day when I (for some reason) took my life's frustrations out on my kid...

Strange Things Are Seen in the City (Vol. 3)

It started with Snow White freaking out on us. It turned into the weirdest freak show I've ever seen, followed by my son making me promise to join in next time...

THUMP thump thump thump thump thump thump.

Anyone care to guess what that sound is, which I get to hear nonstop basically from around 7 AM every morning until 8PM every night? Here are a few clues...

I Must Just Be *That* Hot. Okay, Maybe Not.

Mom soothes a crying baby
Today, as I passed by a mother carrying her infant, something rather out of the ordinary happened, which left me only one conclusion. I must just be *that* hot.

Four Random Facts About Me You Should *Probably* Know

I feel you should know these facts about me if you’re going to keep following SDL. If I were following me, I’d wanna know. So, in the name of personal integrity…

The Day My Honey Went Missing

Sigh. Her sweetness. Gone. Her familiar curves. No more. I shall always remember today as the day my honey went missing... Vanished into thin air, it seems.

And That, Son, is Why We Don’t Do Drugs

Some cops and I found ourselves headed to the same place: the hallway outside my apartment where someone tripping on drugs had just done something really crazy.

This Is My Super Fun Life At the Moment…

I'm a day and a half into this, and it's only getting worse... Can someone knock me out and wake me up next week?

Strange Things Are Seen In the City – Vol. 2

I love living in the city. Last week, just after Noah had finally gone to sleep after a restless night, what shows up outside my window? A helicopter of course.

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I decided to do a little experiment: attempt to get a selfie with EVERY person at our favorite dive-bar. I didn't expect what happened next to happen at all...

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