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20 of the CREEPIEST Things Ever Said by… Parents.

I asked what was the CREEPIEST thing you've ever heard one of your parents say. As usual, you delivered the creepiest, weirdest, and most hilarious responses!

30 All-New & Anonymous Workplace Confessions

What happens when you give thousands of strangers a forum to confess all the scandalous, naughty, and eyebrow-raising things they've done at work? You get this.

25 Hilarious Pregnancy Brain Moments

Being pregnant... they say it *does* things to your mind. Hahaha. And these 25 hilarious pregnancy brain moments will have you laughing. Big time.

The Laziest Moments Ever. Brought to You By You.

What happens when you ask a giant group of people what the laziest thing was that they've ever done? This. This is what happens. Enjoy.

30 Awesome Pictures of Your Kids Caught Red-Handed

You have three options as a parent. Panic. Cry. Get the camera. And I'm glad these parents made the *right* choice because these pictures are hilarious.

How to Be a Better Parent… According to Small Children. Vol. 1

Your children were asked what was the number one thing you could do to be a better parent, and these 50 answers were enough to keep us all laughing for days!

45 Hilariously Creepy Messages Received on Dating Websites

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These were the most hilariously creepy messages my readers have received on dating websites. As a whole they make me laugh. Individually, they really did creep me the heck out. Haha.

31 Hilariously Innocent Things Said by Kids about… Sex

Hahaha. This and so many more... My son came home from 1st grade and told me a classmate was pregnant. I said, ”how did that happen?” He said ,”I dunno, but I hope it ain't mine.”

50 MORE Weird Confessions

These are 50 MORE overly weird confessions made by everyday normal people who were given an anonymous place to tell something they do when they're all by themselves.

50 MORE Weird Confessions

These are 50 MORE overly weird confessions made by everyday normal people who were given an anonymous place to tell something they do when they're all by themselves.

50 Weird Confessions

These are 50 overly weird confessions made by everyday normal people who were given an anonymous place to tell something they do when they're all by themselves.

Even the Awesomest People Do the Stupidest (and Funniest) Things

I asked the question "what was the most hilariously stupid thing you've ever done?" These were my 24 favorite answers that had me rollin' on the floor laughing!

24 More of the Creepiest Things Ever Said by Kids

If you have kids, you know that sometimes they say things that, well, let's be honest... creeps you the heck out. These are 24 (more) of my favorite "creepy" kid stories.

23 of the Creepiest Things Ever Said by Kids

If you have kids, you know that sometimes they say things that, well, let's be honest... creeps you the heck out. These are 23 of my favorite "creepy" kid stories.

The Most Embarrassing Things Ever Blurted Out By Kids

I asked 175,000 people, "What is the most embarrassing thing your child has ever blurted out to others?" These were my favorite responses...

Horrifying Panty Burps… Vol. 1

Best laugh I've had in a long time. 100s of you shared your most embarrassing fart stories with me. These were my favorites. As well as a story of my own.

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