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That Mom is NOT My Type

First of all, language warning. Second of all, thank you to *this* woman for teaching my child an entirely new vocabulary and way of parenting. Hahaha/Grrrr.

If He Was a Snake He Definitely Would Have Bit You

My brother and I played the most epic Facebook prank on our family this past weekend. If you saw our album, then you might have noticed. Probably not. Haha...

I Need a New Word to Be Invented for These Emotions

Emotions. I'm having lots of them right now. And I'm not liking them. But I am at the same time. And I'm definitely not. I need a word for whatever this is...

My 10 “Rules” to Break in order to Break Free Already!

I made this list with a friend, full of ridiculous or crazy "rules" she could break to bust free of her fear of being judged for having fun or being human...

Coming Out of Anesthesia: Crazy Tales from the Recovery Room

I'm 12-97% sure these things really happened as I was waking from anesthesia after surgery. Oh, and if stories involving erections offend you, don't read this...

Absurd Things are Done on Ambien Sometimes

This is the ridiculous story of what happened when I took an Ambien the night before Tough Mudder while sharing a rental house with several friends...

Cindy Lou’s Tips for Making Breakups FUN!

Cindy Lou is back with some incredible advice on breaking up. Breakups don't have to be hard, or sad, or terrible. They can be FUN! Just follow these tips...

Ode to Facebook Friends

HUMOR: I wrote this one in an attempt to explore just how some of our Facebook friend lists got so out of control when Facebook first was a thing.

THUMP thump thump thump thump thump thump.

Anyone care to guess what that sound is, which I get to hear nonstop basically from around 7 AM every morning until 8PM every night? Here are a few clues...

I Must Just Be *That* Hot. Okay, Maybe Not.

Mom soothes a crying baby
Today, as I passed by a mother carrying her infant, something rather out of the ordinary happened, which left me only one conclusion. I must just be *that* hot.

20 of the CREEPIEST Things Ever Said by… Parents.

I asked what was the CREEPIEST thing you've ever heard one of your parents say. As usual, you delivered the creepiest, weirdest, and most hilarious responses!

Four Random Facts About Me You Should *Probably* Know

I feel you should know these facts about me if you’re going to keep following SDL. If I were following me, I’d wanna know. So, in the name of personal integrity…

Um. Did I Just See What I *THINK* I Just Saw?!

As a blogger, I sometimes see something like this on my website, and in that fraction of a moment, all of my hopes and dreams come crashing down around me. LOL.

An Epic Love Story Using Nothing but Stock Photos

Some stories don't need words. Today I wrote the all-too-real, hilarious, intense, drama-filled, epic story of two lovers... Using nothing but stock photos.

The Day My Honey Went Missing

Sigh. Her sweetness. Gone. Her familiar curves. No more. I shall always remember today as the day my honey went missing... Vanished into thin air, it seems.

Another Letter to Men: The Lesson of the Cold Purple Sausage

Few men experience what it's like for women when it comes to having long hair. I now have. And I learned things that might change the way you view it forever.

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Watching an Empty Pillow

I am loved by many. And I am loved by no one. I am known by so many, and yet no person really knows me at all. The proof is the empty pillow next to mine.

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Your Tinder account is boring. Here are 9 ways to fix...

I just got back on Tinder and I must say... Most Tinder profiles are *boring*. So today I've taken 9 really common Tinder statements and "spruced" 'em up a bit...

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