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Did You Just Say That? 30 Ridiculous Slip-Up Confessions

I asked what was the most ridiculous thing you've *accidentally* heard come out of your mouth. These 30 replies were hilarious. You awesome weirdos, you.

I May Be the Best or Worst Dad Ever. I’m Not Sure.

Well... It's official. I may be the best dad ever. I may also be the worst dad ever. After the chore I recently gave my kid, I'm really not sure which.

6 Dirty, Dirty Habits Way Too Many People Around You Have

After sorting through thousands of weird confessions, it seems nearly the entire human population shares some of these most bizarre and dirty secrets...

Don’t You Wish You Coined That? 60 of the Best Sayings Ever.

These are my favorite (mostly) hilarious replies to the question I asked, "which saying do you wish you had the credit for coining?"

R.I.P. Old Friend. You Deserved a Better End.

One of my oldest, worn-down friends deserves a lot more than being tossed into the toilet like common waste... So today I give the memorial such a lid deserves.

An Unexpected Wake-Up Call

So... When early-morning warfare outside woke me up early this morning, I went out to watch. They finally noticed me, and I just couldn't help what I did next.

My Year of Morbid & Hilarious Thoughts & Daydreams

A year ago (after watching Walter Mitty) I began noting down my own weirdest, most morbid, and hilarious thoughts during my most random and boring moments...

“Dum, dee, dee. I’m gonna start a blog.”

Five years ago today, a much blonder, more lanky, less bearded, sadder, confused, trapped man sat down and said, “Dum, dee, dee. I’m gonna start a blog...”

And THAT Is Why We Wear Motorcycle Helmets

I still can't believe what happened while on my Harley ride. My heart is still pounding when I think about it. I mean... Did that really happen?! Yep. It did.

What Makes Mommies & Daddies SO WEIRD?!

I dared you all to ask your small children, "what is the number one thing that makes me weird?" The replies that came in were beyond entertaining. Hahaha.

After This, I Think I’m Officially a Codger

I am writing this… tired. And… grumpy. And after what went down at 3AM in our apartment building last night, it became official. I'm old. And I'm also a codger.

A Letter to Men: The Lesson of the Saggy Burrito in My Pants

Very few men get to experience what it's like for a woman when it comes to "that time of the month." I unfortunately did, and I learned things I never expected.

The Seven New #Days of Facebook

Facebook has been around for a long time now, and it's time we spice things up by turning the 7 days of every week into THIS. You know. To keep it interesting.

Okay, Give Me An Oscar. Here’s My First Dubsmash Compilation.

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Oops! Well, I certainly wasted way more time doing Dubsmash videos last week than I care to admit. Here is an UH-MAZING compilation of my favorites! Hahahaha.

Another Single Dad Laughing Roast by All of You

After my friends freeze-framed a horrific picture of me and began roasting me with it, I gave it to all of you to try and outdo them. You did not disappoint!

Middle-of-the-Night Bad Juju

The night of Tough Mudder I deserved some bad juju. And believe me. I got it. Yet, it was so funny I couldn't stop laughing about it, which just made it worse.

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So… You Want to Date a Single Dad.

So… you want to date a single dad, do you? I don’t blame you. Single dads are pretty dang awesome. But if you have your eye on one, there are a few things you should know about them.

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Turns out Facebook has all sorts of "Internet Troll Dolls" who don't realize it until it's too late. Are you one of them? This is how you spot the signs...

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