I asked what was the most ridiculous thing you've *accidentally* heard come out of your mouth. These 30 replies were hilarious. You awesome weirdos, you.
Well... It's official. I may be the best dad ever. I may also be the worst dad ever. After the chore I recently gave my kid, I'm really not sure which.
After sorting through thousands of weird confessions, it seems nearly the entire human population shares some of these most bizarre and dirty secrets...
These are my favorite (mostly) hilarious replies to the question I asked, "which saying do you wish you had the credit for coining?"
One of my oldest, worn-down friends deserves a lot more than being tossed into the toilet like common waste... So today I give the memorial such a lid deserves.
So... When early-morning warfare outside woke me up early this morning, I went out to watch. They finally noticed me, and I just couldn't help what I did next.
A year ago (after watching Walter Mitty) I began noting down my own weirdest, most morbid, and hilarious thoughts during my most random and boring moments...
Five years ago today, a much blonder, more lanky, less bearded, sadder, confused, trapped man sat down and said, “Dum, dee, dee. I’m gonna start a blog...”
I still can't believe what happened while on my Harley ride. My heart is still pounding when I think about it. I mean... Did that really happen?! Yep. It did.
I dared you all to ask your small children, "what is the number one thing that makes me weird?" The replies that came in were beyond entertaining. Hahaha.
I am writing this… tired. And… grumpy. And after what went down at 3AM in our apartment building last night, it became official. I'm old. And I'm also a codger.
Very few men get to experience what it's like for a woman when it comes to "that time of the month." I unfortunately did, and I learned things I never expected.
Facebook has been around for a long time now, and it's time we spice things up by turning the 7 days of every week into THIS. You know. To keep it interesting.
Oops! Well, I certainly wasted way more time doing Dubsmash videos last week than I care to admit. Here is an UH-MAZING compilation of my favorites! Hahahaha.
After my friends freeze-framed a horrific picture of me and began roasting me with it, I gave it to all of you to try and outdo them. You did not disappoint!
The night of Tough Mudder I deserved some bad juju. And believe me. I got it. Yet, it was so funny I couldn't stop laughing about it, which just made it worse.