Silliness

So… Apparently, I Painted This in My Sleep

I slept so long, but woke up so tired. And then I found *this* in my phone. Apparently I painted it in my sleep? Ambien strikes again!

Now I’m Just Upsetflixed…

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I've decided there is a very strange (and troubling) phenomenon that is unique to the Netflix experience.

What I LOVE About Running at Near-Zero Temperatures

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I loathe running with all my desperately pumping heart, but decided now was the time to learn to love it: dead of winter, 2017. And this is what I ended up loving about it.

For My Friends Who Have Seen ENOUGH April Fools Jokes Today

SO many April Fools Day jokes, and photos, and posts going around on Facebook today. I'm going to officially move on by them and share something truly awesome...

An Entire Year… And Not Even Once.

Today marks a big one year milestone for me, and as impossible as it seems, something that should have happened often hasn't happened even once...

Reduced to Nothing But a Common Joker: Time to Humble My Kid

The unthinkable has happened between my son and me, and I was reduced to practically nothing in the process. Time for Dad to be Dad and teach him some things...

The Picture They Didn’t Think I’d Have the Guts to Share

When a friend finds something special on my phone and thinks I don't have the guts to share it with the public... well... You know I'm gonna.

To Go with Yesterday’s Creepy Post

I have been sent this by multiple people. It's a Facebook ad that's been making the rounds, featuring an illustration of a father/son who look way too familiar.

I gotta say, you never looked so sexy.

It's a brand new year, and that means new weirdness from yours truly. Starting with this...

24 NEW Elf On The Shelf Ideas You Haven’t Seen on Pinterest!

I gotta say... My brother is the MASTER of new and original Elf on the Shelf ideas, and this year he has agreed to share his new creations with you again!

If He Was a Snake He Definitely Would Have Bit You

My brother and I played the most epic Facebook prank on our family this past weekend. If you saw our album, then you might have noticed. Probably not. Haha...

Cindy Lou’s Tips for Making Breakups FUN!

Cindy Lou is back with some incredible advice on breaking up. Breakups don't have to be hard, or sad, or terrible. They can be FUN! Just follow these tips...

“Get in this! Get in this!” The Dive-Bar Selfie Experiment

I decided to do a little experiment: attempt to get a selfie with EVERY person at our favorite dive-bar. I didn't expect what happened next to happen at all...

The Seven New #Days of Facebook

Facebook has been around for a long time now, and it's time we spice things up by turning the 7 days of every week into THIS. You know. To keep it interesting.

Okay, Give Me An Oscar. Here’s My First Dubsmash Compilation.

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Oops! Well, I certainly wasted way more time doing Dubsmash videos last week than I care to admit. Here is an UH-MAZING compilation of my favorites! Hahahaha.

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Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Last week was hard. And depressing. And I ran over a chipmunk. And I cried. And I laughed. And I got the following awful email. And somehow I woke up this morning and laughed because... life goes on.

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Epic People Watching – The Old Couple’s Make-Out Gauntlet

The old man must have been 85. At least. His wife, not far behind him in years. And I watched as they blocked an aisle of the grocery store and had a little fun every time someone passed.

A Big Fat Day of THAT

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