Why Is Everyone Inside My House?! Oh yeah…

Just so you know, I am the pasta making KING. There's just one little problem... And hopefully you catch that this post isn't really about making pasta at all.

Bedtime with the Farmer’s Daughter

When it comes to bedtime with your significant other, I honestly want to know. Is what the Farmer's Daughter and I do an anomaly? Are we crazy? Or are we perfectly normal?

The Picture They Didn’t Think I’d Have the Guts to Share

My best friend and my girlfriend were both privy to a certain photo of me that some might consider, well, better kept to myself. And they didn't think I'd have the guts to share it...

Five Best (and Five Worst) Frozen Candies

The debate has gone on long enough, so here are the indisputable five best (and five worst) candies served frozen.

I Went Out to Find a Friend

Based on a True Story of self-pity, depression, despair, and the moment when the universe wouldn't let me be a cranky turd anymore. Plus, stick figures are fun.

The Farmer’s Daughter & the Age that Divides Us

The Farmer's Daughter and I got to thinking about our age difference. And then our thinking got weirder, and weirder, with more photos, and more facts, and more weirdness...

My One and Only {Odd} Birthday Wish

Today is my birthday, and I have one and only one birthday wish from all of you. It may seem a bit odd, but it would make my whole year.

The Nicest Backhanded Compliment Email Yet

I think this email takes the serious cake for the nicest backhanded compliment email I've received on Single Dad Laughing yet.

If There Is Hope for Me…

While rooting around in my mom's old photos, I happened across this photo from my earlier teenage years. Friends, if there is hope for me...

CHALLENGE: Guess Our Doodle Tattoos

The Farmer's Daughter and I drew tattoos onto each other's legs. And they turned out amazingly awful. Who can guess what they were *supposed* to be of?

Meeting The Farmer’s Daughter

I'm sure you're wondering how I met The Farmer's Daughter. Okay, maybe not, but I'm going to tell you the adventurous tale anyway...

Our New $10,000 Cat!

Yesterday I almost spent $10,000 on a cat. I'm still trying to figure out how and why that even happened...

The Yoga Fart Incident

There I was. Deep in a Frog Pose during yin yoga when... It happened.

A “Special” Lesson in Giving Choices to Our Kids

HUMOR: Time for some parenting 101. Today let’s talk about giving our kids choices and learning how to never say no.

Cindy Lou Teaches How to Give an Incredible Foot Rub

Cindy Lou is back, and this time she is teaching us how to win over a man's heart by giving him a foot rub that he'll never forget.

911, THAT’S Your Emergency?

A distraught woman calls 911 when she is unable to undo her pants to go to the bathroom. 911 attempts to walk her through a "less than normal" solution.

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Heart. Melted. Meet My New Nephew Grant. He Has Dwarfism.

My nephew Grant is one of my favorite people in the world. Their family made this video about his dwarfism (and his heart). My heart... Melted. Please watch.

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