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		<title>You said WHAT to your kid?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#62;&#62; I published this edition of You said WHAT to your kid?! on my Babble Voices blog, and I’m only permitted to post a snippet of it here (below). <a href="http://blogs.babble.com/babble-voices/dan-pearce-danoah-unleashed/2012/05/16/you-said-what-to-your-kid/" target="_blank">Read the whole thing and comment on Danoah Unleashed</a>. &#62;&#62;</p> <p>On <a href="http://www.facebook.com/SingleDadLaughing">SDL&#8217;s Facebook Page</a>, I posted a simple question. &#8220;What is something you&#8217;ve found yourself [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>&gt;&gt; I published this edition of You said WHAT to your kid?! on my Babble Voices blog, and I’m only permitted to post a snippet of it here (below). </em><a href="http://blogs.babble.com/babble-voices/dan-pearce-danoah-unleashed/2012/05/16/you-said-what-to-your-kid/" target="_blank">Read the whole thing and comment on <em>Danoah Unleashed</em></a>. &gt;&gt;</p>
<p>On <a href="http://www.facebook.com/SingleDadLaughing">SDL&#8217;s Facebook Page</a>, I posted a simple question. &#8220;What is something you&#8217;ve found yourself saying to a child that you never thought you would?&#8221; The answers that came in have had me rolling on the floor ever since. Here are a few of them for your uninhibited laughing pleasure. Also, be sure to read the <a href="http://www.danoah.com/category/you-said-what-to-your-kid/">previous installments of <em>You Said WHAT to your kid<em><p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/you-said-what-to-your-kid-6.html?utm_source=feed&utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: You said WHAT to your kid?!</a></p></em>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Crash Landing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a class="thickbox" title="noah-dan-san-antonio-trip-westin_25" href="http://www.danoah.com/wp-content/uploads/noah-dan-san-antonio-trip-westin_25.jpg" rel="same-post-16937"></a></p> <p>As I mentioned, Noah and I just got back from a little sponsored vacation in San Antonio.</p> <p>Every time we get on a plane together, we both get super excited about takeoffs and landings. It&#8217;s our favorite part of any flight, and we usually do countdowns together to see if [...]]]></description>
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<p>As I mentioned, Noah and I just got back from a little sponsored vacation in San Antonio.</p>
<p>Every time we get on a plane together, we both get super excited about takeoffs and landings. It&#8217;s our favorite part of any flight, and we usually do countdowns together to see if we can guess the exact timing.</p>
<p>But this time, well into our final decent, Noah clicked off his iPad, shut the cover, turned and looked at me (very awake, it seemed), and declared, &#8220;Dad, I&#8217;m going to sleep now.&#8221;</p>
<p>He burrowed his head into my arm before I could yell &#8220;NO!&#8221; and fell asleep.</p>
<p>Instantly.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never seen him fall asleep with such speed<em><p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/crash-landing.html?utm_source=feed&utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: Crash Landing</a></p></em>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>When You Date a Single Parent and You Wanna Make &#8216;Em Swoon</title>
		<link>http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/when-you-date-a-single-parent-and-you-wanna-make-em-swoon.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 17:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dating Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a class="thickbox" title="when you date a single parent" href="http://www.danoah.com/wp-content/uploads/Fotolia_28628565_XS.jpg" rel="same-post-16960"></a></p> <p style="text-align: center;">When you date a single parent<br /> And you wanna make &#8216;em swoon<br /> Show ‘em that you speak their language<br /> And ask to share a spoon.</p> <p style="text-align: center;">But don’t stop there, you sexy thing<br /> You have a [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">When you date a single parent<br />
And you wanna make &#8216;em swoon<br />
Show ‘em that you speak their language<br />
And ask to share a spoon.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">But don’t stop there, you sexy thing<br />
You have a golden chance<br />
To connect in ways you never have<br />
And add to the romance.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">First tell ‘em that your house is messy<br />
Say, “I just don’t have the time,<br />
Between life and love and doing things<br />
For those that I call mine.”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Then tell ‘em that you love to laugh<br />
Sometimes it’s your only tool<br />
When things turn into crazy mayhem<br />
And chaos becomes the rule.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">And tell ‘em that you love to ride<br />
In those spicy minivans.<br />
And tell ‘em that you love to eat<br />
From freezers and from cans<em><p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/when-you-date-a-single-parent-and-you-wanna-make-em-swoon.html?utm_source=feed&utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: When You Date a Single Parent and You Wanna Make &#8216;Em Swoon</a></p></em>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Parenting Riddle</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 22:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I have a parenting riddle for you&#8230;</p> <p>Q: What do you get when you rent out a big room for a birthday party, fill it with candy, give all the five year olds free-reign, and then send them into a movie theater together<p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/a-parenting-riddle.html?utm_source=feed&#038;utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&#038;utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: A Parenting Riddle</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a parenting riddle for you&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><strong>Q:</strong></span> What do you get when you rent out a big room for a birthday party, fill it with candy, give all the five year olds free-reign, and then send them into a movie theater together<em><p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/a-parenting-riddle.html?utm_source=feed&utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: A Parenting Riddle</a></p></em>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dad Induced Giggles</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.danoah.com/?p=16923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a class="thickbox" title="551177_10150814147299156_594819155_9982028_1989665393_n" href="http://www.danoah.com/wp-content/uploads/551177_10150814147299156_594819155_9982028_1989665393_n.jpg" rel="same-post-16923"></a></p> <p>Noah and I had a little just-us-boys trip last weekend, and on our last night away he got a serious case of the giggles. It was in the pitch black of our hotel room while I *tried* to get him calmed down and to sleep.</p> <p>Except if there&#8217;s one thing [...]]]></description>
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<p>Noah and I had a little just-us-boys trip last weekend, and on our last night away he got a serious case of the giggles. It was in the pitch black of our hotel room while I *tried* to get him calmed down and to sleep.</p>
<p>Except if there&#8217;s one thing this dad&#8217;s bad at, it&#8217;s actually wanting my kid to calm down and go to sleep. Bedtime is just too much fun.</p>
<p>So, I *may* have helped him <em>not </em>calm down and <em>not </em>go to sleep, too. I don&#8217;t remember. <img src='http://www.danoah.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Haha. Enjoy<em><p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/the-giggles.html?utm_source=feed&utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: Dad Induced Giggles</a></p></em>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>This is Beautiful Noah &#8211; Chubby Baby Days</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 22:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Noah]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Westin offered to send Noah and me to San Antonio for the weekend, and I wasn&#8217;t able to get a proper Beautiful You put together before we left.</p> <p>So, here we are. And rather than leave you high and dry, while Noah was napping, I decided to go through old Facebook photos and find some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Westin offered to send Noah and me to San Antonio for the weekend, and I wasn&#8217;t able to get a proper <em>Beautiful You</em> put together before we left.</p>
<p>So, here we are. And rather than leave you high and dry, while Noah was napping, I decided to go through old Facebook photos and find some of my favorite Baby Noah pics and share those instead. Enjoy! These are all Noah at eight months or younger&#8230; His chubby baby days<em><p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/this-is-beautiful-noah-chubby-baby-days.html?utm_source=feed&utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: This is Beautiful Noah &#8211; Chubby Baby Days</a></p></em>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>When Mommy &amp; Daddy Believe Very Different Things</title>
		<link>http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/when-mommy-daddy-believe-very-different-things.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 12:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Danoah Unleashed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Read, Think, Debate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#62;&#62; I wrote this entry and published it on my Babble Voices blog, and I’m only permitted to post a snippet of it here (below). <a href="http://blogs.babble.com/babble-voices/dan-pearce-danoah-unleashed/2012/05/10/when-mommy-daddy-believe-very-different-things/" target="_blank">Read the whole thing and comment on Danoah Unleashed</a>. &#62;&#62;</p> <p><a class="thickbox" title="single-dad-laughing" href="http://www.danoah.com/wp-content/uploads/single-dad-laughing.jpg" rel="same-post-16864"></a></p> <p>My son’s mom and I have two very different belief sets. She’s a devout church-going [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>&gt;&gt; I wrote this entry and published it on my Babble Voices blog, and I’m only permitted to post a snippet of it here (below). </em><a href="http://blogs.babble.com/babble-voices/dan-pearce-danoah-unleashed/2012/05/10/when-mommy-daddy-believe-very-different-things/" target="_blank">Read the whole thing and comment on <em>Danoah Unleashed</em></a>. &gt;&gt;</p>
<p><a class="thickbox" title="single-dad-laughing" href="http://www.danoah.com/wp-content/uploads/single-dad-laughing.jpg" rel="same-post-16864"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-16865" title="single-dad-laughing" src="http://www.danoah.com/wp-content/uploads/single-dad-laughing-585x438.jpg" alt="" width="585" height="438" /></a></p>
<p>My son’s mom and I have two <em>very </em>different belief sets. She’s a devout church-going Christian. I’m a spiritual agnostic. She finds peace in a pew. I find peace on a mountain top.</p>
<p>Up to this point, it hasn’t been too big a deal when it comes to co-parenting our son. I let her take him to church and she lets me take him hiking. We have a mutual agreement that we will both always be passionate about our personal beliefs but never tell him what he must believe.  It will always be his choice, we’ve decided.</p>
<p>And now that he’s getting older (he just turned five), he’s starting to see that mom and dad live different kinds of lives, and he’s starting to ask questions. This means that for the first time, he’s going to have to start processing our distinctive beliefs and start deciding for himself what he himself wants to believe.</p>
<p>On Sunday, I picked him up like I always do, and I asked him what he did that day, just like I always do. “I went to church,” he said.</p>
<p>“Oh, did you like it?”</p>
<p>“Yeah,” he responded, and then added, “Daddy, why don’t <em>you </em>like church?”</p>
<p>I wasn’t quite prepared for his question. “What do you mean?” I asked.</p>
<p>“Why don’t you like church?”</p>
<p>“Do you like church?” I asked him.</p>
<p>“I don’t know. There’s some things I like. But Daddy, why don’t you like it?” I went on to explain that Daddy doesn’t believe in the same things Mommy does and that’s okay because everybody in the whole world believes different things and it’s up to each person to figure out what feels good for them and to believe in it.</p>
<p>“Well why does Mommy like church and you don’t?”</p>
<p><em>&gt;&gt; I wrote this entry and published it on my Babble Voices blog, and I’m only permitted to post a snippet of it here. </em><a href="http://blogs.babble.com/babble-voices/dan-pearce-danoah-unleashed/2012/05/10/when-mommy-daddy-believe-very-different-things/" target="_blank">Read the whole thing and comment on <em>Danoah Unleashed</em></a>. It’s worth the click! &gt;&gt;</p>
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		<title>An Uncle Once More!</title>
		<link>http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/an-uncle-once-more.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t wanna brag, but I kind of do, too. I just became an uncle for the SEVENTH time. </p> <p>This is my new niece Olivia. 18&#8243; long, 5 lb. 13.7 oz.</p> <p>If you ask me, she&#8217;s much too tiny to be a Pearce baby<p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/an-uncle-once-more.html?utm_source=feed&#038;utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&#038;utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: An Uncle Once More!</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t wanna brag, but I kind of do, too. I just became an uncle for the SEVENTH time. <img src='http://www.danoah.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>This is my new niece Olivia. 18&#8243; long, 5 lb. 13.7 oz.</p>
<p>If you ask me, she&#8217;s much too tiny to be a Pearce baby<em><p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/an-uncle-once-more.html?utm_source=feed&utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: An Uncle Once More!</a></p></em>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Three Days of Disneyland (in Pictures!)</title>
		<link>http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/three-days-of-disneyland-in-pictures.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 13:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[That's Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>We spent three magnificent days in Disneyland. The longest line we waited in was about 20 minutes. The weather was mid-seventies almost the entire time. Our hotel was right across the walkway. Man, if you&#8217;re gonna do Disneyland, that&#8217;s the way to do it.</p> <p>Anyway, here are a few pictures from our trip. Enjoy<p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/three-days-of-disneyland-in-pictures.html?utm_source=feed&#038;utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&#038;utm_medium=rss">Continue [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We spent three magnificent days in Disneyland. The longest line we waited in was about 20 minutes. The weather was mid-seventies almost the entire time. Our hotel was right across the walkway. Man, if you&#8217;re gonna do Disneyland, that&#8217;s the way to do it.</p>
<p>Anyway, here are a few pictures from our trip. Enjoy<em><p><a href="http://www.danoah.com/2012/05/three-days-of-disneyland-in-pictures.html?utm_source=feed&utm_campaign=rss-continue-reading&utm_medium=rss">Continue reading: Three Days of Disneyland (in Pictures!)</a></p></em>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Make Me Pretty, Tilly.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 00:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Pearce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Leslie. She&#8217;s my brother&#8217;s mother-in-law, but more importantly she&#8217;s my hair guru who lives across the pond. She&#8217;s got this giant beauty business and she&#8217;s recently started giving me subtle hints as to what I should do to make my hair look better. Last Sunday she was in town visiting and suggested that I add [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leslie. She&#8217;s my brother&#8217;s mother-in-law, but more importantly she&#8217;s my hair guru who lives across the pond. She&#8217;s got this giant beauty business and she&#8217;s recently started giving me subtle hints as to what I should do to make my hair look better. Last Sunday she was in town visiting and suggested that I add some highlights to my new do (which she also helped talk me into). I&#8217;ve never really dyed my hair before, so the thought was intriguingly scary.</p>
<p>Then there&#8217;s Tilly. My hair stylist and fashion expert. She&#8217;s never let me down yet. So, yesterday I decided to give her free reign over this sloppy mess of hair on my head. After all, I never know quite what to do with it. She jumped at the chance to do anything that would make my look less&#8230; I don&#8217;t know&#8230; boring.</p>
<p>My usual hair color is what I like to call &#8220;sandy blonde.&#8221;</p>
<p>Other, (obviously more jealous) people call it &#8220;dusty blonde.&#8221; And those with no tact at all call it, &#8220;dirty dishwater blonde.&#8221; To them I say, <em>pppbbpbpbpbt</em>.</p>
<p>Anyway, Tilly pulled out all these little locks of hair and started holding up the really blonde ones to my <em>sandy</em> blonde hair. She kept asking my opinion and I kept telling her I was too scared to pick and that that&#8217;s why I was paying her to do it for me. I then also made sure she knew that I would blame her to thousands of people if she chose poorly. You know, cause fear is a great motivator when it comes to beauty. &#8220;Just make me pretty, Tilly.&#8221; I told her.</p>
<p>Okay, I lied. I really said, &#8220;make me look like a sex god.&#8221;</p>
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