Hanxious | Definition of “Hanxious” by the DP Dictionary

hanxious

[hangk-shuh s, hang-]

adjective

  1. A state of being both heavy-footed and anxious.
    I could tell from his steps just how hanxious he was, and so I assumed he was running late again.

Origin of hanxious

In my blog post over on The Dan Pearce Blog called, A Goddamn Firehose Betwixt His Hanxious Legs, I used the word hanxious to describe the tenant living above me who only walked heavy-footed and thumped hard across the floor when he was anxious over running late.

RELATED FORMS:

Hanxiety, noun
“Why are you stomping around like that?”
“Sorry, I’m having hanxiety at the moment. Have you seen my keys?”

Hanxiously, adverb
I approached the woman hanxiously, as I knew I had kept her waiting for some time.

Hanxiousness, noun
I struggle with hanxiousness. I am sure I drive my downstairs neighbors crazy when I’m running late.

The Dan Pearce Dictionary is an extremely unofficial grouping of words I feel like I make-up when I’m blogging or writing. You know… just in case you do a search for it you can figure out what I meant. I also recognize that I may not have been the first to use any of the words found here.  I also don’t care. This is all in good fun.

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