List of People Who Think I Suck at “Doing the Deed”

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What is wrong with you?

Why would you click that link?

Don’t you have faith in me?!

I have faith in you. You’re a sex dynamo. You’re the one Chandler Bing’s mom writes about. You are the sexual fountain of youth. You are what every person should be when romping in the hay.

But apparently not me.

Rude butt jerk face.

You’re not getting a list. Not today.

The Internet doesn’t have enough server space to store it.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing