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This is the story of the time I told my parents a big fat lie and threw my little sister under the bus...
This is the story of the time my son caught me off-guard when he started slewing the most incredible string of curse words I've ever heard in my life.
I had an hour to kill, so I watched him. From the very back of the Walmart parking lot. The old man who was suffering more than any human should as he did what he had to do to survive.
One morning, I traipsed groggily into the kitchen and enjoyed the most delicious bowl of granola I think I had ever eaten. I still get the ickies thinking about what happened next.
This. This right here is the answer to the question I get asked more often than any other: why are you still single? It's just this simple. It's just this complicated.
This is the story from a few years back when I did everything right to get to that first kiss, I went in for it, and everything got incredibly weird in a hurry.
Read this, and tell me... Am I coming off as a complete jerk yet? Good.
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It will be difficult for me to ever forget the day I stepped onto ye glorious bathroom scale and instead of a number, it simply read, “OL.”
As I look back in time at the relationship between my mother and me vs the relationship she has with my child and my siblings, I have noticed a few very important things.
Once upon a time I did something so stupid with my friend that it could have led to a Darwin Award for me. Thankfully I didn't die...
This was, perhaps, the most desperate thing I ever did. And in my opinion, was a very real symptom of the extreme pressure of the subculture I grew up in...
Once upon a time I *tried* to go out and be a Mormon missionary in Mexico. While out, I came upon a giant trash heap with homeless children struggling for survival, and I learned a tough lesson in humanity that day.
This is the story and lessons learned from when my non-drinking sister got drunk on cough syrup and caused me a little undue grief.
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